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foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
3/12/13 4:38 a.m.

Ya know, getting a big heavy Harley Road King out of the mud when it's sunk in and gotten stuck is just not fun.

Just say'n.

ddavidv
ddavidv PowerDork
3/12/13 5:04 a.m.

If you expected compassion, you've come to the wrong place.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
3/12/13 5:13 a.m.

'Salright. When you grow up and move on to big boy pants, we'll let you ride a big boy motorcycle.

That 900 ton pig doesn't even twitch when you yank on things. Even if you grunt and whine while doing it.

I think I'm glad I decided to get the Dunlop tires instead of Metzlers. At least they had enough tread to sorta paddle around in the mud a bit.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
3/12/13 6:11 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote: That 900 ton pig doesn't even twitch when you yank on things. Even if you grunt and whine while doing it.

Sorry, what were we discussing?

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
3/12/13 6:11 a.m.

Dafuq are you doing, going off-roading with a Harley?

FSP_ZX2
FSP_ZX2 Dork
3/12/13 6:15 a.m.

Photos or it didn't happen.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/12/13 6:15 a.m.

Is this a case of:

"What you thought you were doing":

"What your neighbors thought you were doing":

"What you were really doing":

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
3/12/13 6:25 a.m.

Nah, wasn't even impressive. Just a shed in the back yard, and a bit softer ground than I realized. Heavy Harleys sink real good!

Gonna have to build a little bike shed somewhere up front. Otherwise there's going to be lots of days I can't go riding because I can't get out of the back yard.

Don't have this problem with the old XL500!

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
3/12/13 6:44 a.m.

Couple sheets of plywood, temporarily laid over the soft ground, are probably cheaper than another shed.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/12/13 6:48 a.m.

Did you get it out for a first ride? Weather was beautiful for a ride yesterday 150 miles north of you but I find myself bikeless at the present. I can't quite make up my mind on what I'm looking for this time either.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
3/12/13 6:59 a.m.

The rooster tails must have been impressive.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
3/12/13 7:06 a.m.

Full fender. Contained the rooster tail. Did make the bike all messy.

Being a real biker (puff out the Harley chest), I went riding the weekend before, in the snow flurries. This past weekend, I went pedaling with my son instead. Nice ride on the York Country Heritage Rail Trail.

44Dwarf
44Dwarf SuperDork
3/12/13 7:09 a.m.

One of my favorite spots during Daytona bike week is "The California Beach patio" sit have drinks listening to Ron Jones and watch guys dump there trophy wifes off the back as they try to turn up the beach road and it digs in to the soft sand.... At least twice and hour one goes over. It's in slow motion no damage no one hurt. Just pure fun people watching.

It don't matter what type of bike getting stuck sucks when its you and funny when its not you...just like driver ed movies.

dculberson
dculberson SuperDork
3/12/13 8:06 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote: Full fender. Contained the rooster tail. Did make the bike all messy. Being a *real* biker (puff out the Harley chest), I went riding the weekend before, in the snow flurries. This past weekend, I went pedaling with my son instead. Nice ride on the York Country Heritage Rail Trail.

I am of the opinion "it doesn't matter what you ride, just that you do ride," but the majority of Harley riders are not known for riding in the snow. Good on you for doing so!!

Meanwhile I have been a total puss and rode my bike twice this entire winter.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
3/12/13 8:11 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote: Full fender. Contained the rooster tail. Did make the bike all messy. Being a *real* biker (puff out the Harley chest), I went riding the weekend before, in the snow flurries. This past weekend, I went pedaling with my son instead. Nice ride on the York Country Heritage Rail Trail.

Holy CRAP!!! A Harley saw something besides sunny weather!!

J/k. Glad I don't have chrome to polish

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
3/12/13 10:22 a.m.
dculberson wrote:
foxtrapper wrote: Full fender. Contained the rooster tail. Did make the bike all messy. Being a *real* biker (puff out the Harley chest), I went riding the weekend before, in the snow flurries. This past weekend, I went pedaling with my son instead. Nice ride on the York Country Heritage Rail Trail.
I am of the opinion "it doesn't matter *what* you ride, just that you *do* ride," but the majority of Harley riders are not known for riding in the snow. Good on you for doing so!! Meanwhile I have been a total puss and rode my bike twice this entire winter.

I only rode a few blocks down the road in the Santa getup, though.

Blitzed306
Blitzed306 Reader
3/12/13 12:30 p.m.

^berkeley yeah!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/12/13 12:35 p.m.

In reply to RealMiniDriver:

Ha! Nice. Matching outfit and wheels.

14F is unpleasant riding weather even for a jolly old elf.

benzbaronDaryn
benzbaronDaryn Dork
3/12/13 12:45 p.m.

One of the funniest things I've seen was a guy laying down his dresser in front of a bar, looks like he was trying to be a little cooler than he could handle and low sided it.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
3/13/13 6:23 p.m.

Temps in the teens are good dirt bike weather. It's when you quit exercising that it becomes a beeyotch.

Long time ago, couple friends and I ran across a guy on a Sportster stuck in deep sand out in Fort Jackson here in Columbia. All those lil' furrin' tiddlers just sailed through the sand like it was nothin'...

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/15/13 1:25 a.m.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
3/15/13 4:32 a.m.
EvanB wrote:

Ever read his blog about his South American trip on that bike? It's a hoot.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
3/15/13 4:32 a.m.
EvanB wrote:

Ever read his blog about his South American trip on that bike? It's a hoot.

Very nice guy. He's helped me with some of my questions as he's one of the very few who can understand the notion of taking a Road King down a dirt road. Most folk just have a hissy fit and scream it can't be done.

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/15/13 10:03 a.m.

Yep, that's the first thing I thought of when I read the title.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
3/15/13 4:57 p.m.

There's a reason Harley named it the ROAD King, not the MUD King.

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