3d printer pop up store will copy your hootus

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/dating/junk_in_box_bpeDKFm86WqFFV0PrqMRyM

One goal has long evaded sex toy engineers: an exact replica of a human hootus. Not just any hootus, but yours, with all the contours and skin tone that the good Lord gave you rather than those unnaturally smooth and luridly pink options.

Plaster molds and other attempts take too long and often leave the customer limp with disappointment.

Now, thanks to 3D printing, the era of the perfectly cloned mini-you has arrived; finally, you can be in two places at once, as it were.

The New York Toy Collective, run by Murray Hillers Chelsea Downs, 28, and Laura Parker, 28, “searched for something like this in the market and couldn’t find [it

The pair teamed up with Openhouse Gallery, which has been running a 3-D printer pop-up shop on the first floor of the Eventi Hotel near Herald Square, to offer personalized sex toy making. The latest scanning sessions are being offered each Monday through Feb. 11.

They say they are aware that New Yorkers may be their target audience as if somehow New Yorkers are more degenerate than the rest of the world.

Who are we to argue with them?

Wally, I can always count on you to come up with the strangest news in the world.

Makes me wonder what you read in your free time.

Don't answer that, I don't think I want to know.

Wife's valentines present, check.

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Wife's valentines present, check.

Get one for the girlfriend too!

carguy123 wrote: They say they are aware that New Yorkers may be their target audience as if somehow New Yorkers are more degenerate than the rest of the world. Who are we to argue with them?

Hey! Are you calling me a degenerate?

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Well, yeah, probably.

looks like you can skip step one now.

I'd make one at 7/8th scale so the wife is pleasantly surprised when I come home!

Now you could add a link to your hootus file to a dating site for the ladies with 3D printers. Viral marketing

GameboyRMH wrote: Viral marketing

Not the phrase I would have chosen...

Osterkraut wrote: I'd make one at 7/8th scale so the wife is pleasantly surprised when I come home!

Hmmm. I'll have mine done approximately 1/4 scale. That way the real McCoy will look like a #303 veggie can.

well.. with most people.. they won't need much material

mad_machine wrote: well.. with most people.. they won't need much material

Think they will give me a discount?

Will it magically print bigger in a ahem darker complexion?