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SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/24/16 7:11 a.m.

Mr Joshua

General Tire Challenge

You are going DOWN.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/24/16 7:13 a.m.

JG Pasterjak

The funniest man I know

Watch out for the kids

Stealthtercel
Stealthtercel Dork
9/24/16 7:15 a.m.

The new issue mailed;

It's Friday night, almost ten:

Why is JG here?

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/24/16 7:16 a.m.

RX8's look great

PITA to work on

Where's my Miata?

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
9/24/16 7:19 a.m.

Runoffs are today

I have to work this morning

Where is that live feed

NickD
NickD Dork
9/24/16 7:24 a.m.
Spoolpigeon wrote: I stole a bagel From an angry bus driver He was super pissed

I sense a story

You should tell it to us too

Just maybe not here

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
9/24/16 7:31 a.m.

My pants are chafing

loins lacking ventilation

time to let them out

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
9/24/16 7:42 a.m.

This is much better

Than politics on Facebook

Save personal references

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
9/24/16 9:09 a.m.

New impact driver
Makes repairs much easier
Don't use on oil plug

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/24/16 9:17 a.m.

Huh huh huh huh huh
Huh huh huh m huh huh m
Huh huh m uh huh

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
9/24/16 11:11 a.m.
Datsun310Guy wrote: Hate to admit it I like my Honda Accord What happened to me

You have been broken

Honda? The Humanity!

Return to Datsun

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy PowerDork
9/24/16 11:15 a.m.

Neons are not cool

But I like them none the less

Fun beating Hondas.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/24/16 11:30 a.m.

I thought a proper haiku was supposed to involve nature or seasons in at least one of the lines.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/24/16 11:44 a.m.

In reply to Knurled:

That's brilliant!

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/24/16 11:50 a.m.
Knurled wrote: I thought a proper haiku was supposed to involve nature or seasons in at least one of the lines.

OK, here you go. This one was written by my 12 year old daughter (I told her it had to have nature and cars in it):

Cars are pretty cool

Summer is enjoyable too

But I still like cars

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/24/16 11:51 a.m.
Knurled wrote: I thought a proper haiku was supposed to involve nature or seasons in at least one of the lines.

And this one is from my wife:

The smell of diesel

Mixed with that of burning leaves:

A harvest joy ride

Jay_W
Jay_W Dork
9/24/16 11:51 a.m.

Want fast car, no dough.
Yin and yang, only one path
Hotrod a clunker

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
9/24/16 11:51 a.m.
Knurled wrote: I thought a proper haiku was supposed to involve nature or seasons in at least one of the lines.

...and this one is mine:

Destroying nature

Corner carving, thundering

Billows of black smoke

Type Q
Type Q SuperDork
9/24/16 1:14 p.m.

JG Pasterjak

Asks car guys to write Haiku

How well can we do?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
9/24/16 1:24 p.m.

Revving and roasting

Ready to launch at the start

Now the course is hot

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
9/24/16 2:11 p.m.

Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line - engines
Pumping and thumping

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
9/24/16 2:18 p.m.

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Bat Man

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/24/16 4:21 p.m.

Insights are quite cheap
Kif, we have a conundrum
Knurled wants a Honda

travellering
travellering Reader
9/24/16 6:12 p.m.

A rat rod car show

Took mini and citroen

Won prize for wrong car

EvanR
EvanR SuperDork
9/24/16 6:19 p.m.

There once was a man
From Nantucket. Who's thingie
Fit in a bucket

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