TL:DR Because this E36 M3 is gonna be long-
I need a new phone. I'm comparing the pxel3 XL, the OneplusPro7, and the Note10+ WWGRMD?
Alright kids, strap in for a different kind of cell phone thread. Normally around here, we talk about value, older generation, and inexpensive phones. That's not happening today. I use my phone for WAY too much. I take a ton of pictures, both work related and otherwise. I use it on a regular basis to help customers troubleshoot problems I don't know off the top of my head, figure out what the hell they want when they ask me for a thing (I had never heard the terms molly bolt or sex bolt before I did hardware. I know what they both are mechanically, but local isms elude me) I watch a ton of videos with it, bmx, cooking, etc. Basically, as much as I hate cell phones, I use the damn thing for everything, and as such, I don't really compromise on features. I'm willing to pay for it, and that's something I've accepted. Given that I can make a phone last 2-3 years without an issue, I don't see it as a problem.
Now for the fun part. My gs8+ has recently suffered a cracked screen due to me being a fatass. (Seriously. It was in my pocket when I went to ride the snow white coaster at Magic Kingdom two nights ago, and I got squashed into the side of the car some, and so did my phone. BOO). It still works fine... I guess, but It's on the way out. The battery doesn't hold a charge that well, and with my constant use, that's sort of important. I generally get 8-10 hours of use before I need to plug it in. I had been originally planning to gut it out until the eventual announcement of the pixel 4- and I'm not sure I want to wait that long, nor do I believe the screen has a ton left in it. An insurance replacement will cost me 100$, and that was on a phone I planned on replacing anyhow. Most down payments for me via tmo are right in that territory- so either I pay that much for a two generation old phone (That quite honestly I never liked a ton- but I got tricked with shiny objects and mistakenly traded my note5, which I got after my nexus5 suffered a disaster at the hands of a shot glass in the first aid kit at the brewery). or I can suck it up and make the jump a month early.
Now for the contenders.
GNote10+- the hot rods hot rod. Fastest chip, most ram, most memory, killer screen, excellent camera. Also has pretty good water resistance, a UI I know well, and it comes in a super neat lenticular color. (If you don't know already, you should. I like loud colors. I would get the rainbow prism/aura glow. ) Also has wireless charging.
Negatives include NO HEADPHONE JACK (seriously, berkeley all of you for not letting me use my corded phones. I don't want wireless pods, and I really don't want to carry a dongle. Though with my recent trend towards wanting to ride bike more, wireless phones might not be that bad. ) Battery life isn't being reported as excellent- whch we already know I have a problem with. It is also by far the most expensive at 1100$- which is nearly 3 times as much as I paid for my dd/beater corolla.
Pixel3 XL- best camera on the market. Wireless charging.Water resistance. Not 1100. I'm familiar with a no frills Android experience and I really like it. I'm not a fan of assistants- I don't need cortana, alexa, siri, bixby, or anyone listening to me. Google assistant, at least on the surface is the least obtrustive to me. No bloatware- I don't have samsung this and samsung that clogging up the works.
Negatives include- Smallest screen- 6.3inches vs 6.8. SIZE MATTERS. Slowest chip, and least amount of storage. Given what I've been working towards, I'll peg this thing out quick. Also- the oldest. I can't easily get one at Tmo- and would require a bit more doing to put my hands on one. Also, the oldest, and historically speaking, due to be replaced by the pixel 4 in a month. Kind of expensive for the spec sheet, though still less than the note10+. NO HEADPHONE JACK.
Oneplus7 pro- NO IN SCREEN FRONT FACING CAMERA. This is awesome for me. It has a pop up one, and as far as I'm concerned, could stay taped the berkeley shut. I don't selfie. I'm generally horrified at my own appearance in fact. I am a loathsome human being to look at most days. I'm surprised swmbo continues to do swmbo with me. What i'm saying is- I don't need or want a front facing camera, and this is the least obtrustive option. Pretty killer spec sheet for the price. Second largest screen of the group, at nearly 6.7in. Same snapdragon 855 as the 10+ and available 12gb ram as note10+. very similar resolution specs as well. On paper, it's the cheaper note10+.
Negatives- Charging. It's got something warp charge. It also ONLY has something called warp charge. I have wireless chargers and usb-c chargers all over the place for plugging myself and SWMBO in- and it seems like I'd only be able to use them for minimal charge capacity on the oneplus, and in the case of the wireless, not at all. No water resistance. I'm frequently outdoors and my phone can get wet. I'm not actively standing in a shower or anything stupid- but this is florida. It rains here. I get wet. my phone is in my pocket. My pocket gets wet. You get the idea. Unfamiliarity. Oneplus seems to run a very similar if not identical stripped down version of android, but I have no idea for sure. Also has the least powerful camera, though I'm not 100% sure that matters at all. NO HEADPHONE JACK. FOR berkeleyS SAKE LET ME HAVE A HEADPHONE JACK.
Other things to consider- the note10+ appears to have the only expandable storage, as well as having the most available out of the box. I sort of miss my old S-pen- it was great for scratching doodles out on my phone and doing light photo editing. The oneplus7 is by far the cheapest of the group, and the internet seems to rate the thing the most favorably, though I am not sure I can get one in a tmo store... and I don't feel like waiting for the mail. I can recon that later today, or in the next 20 minutes, I can throw a rock and hit like 4 tmobile stores.
Also- iPhone. pass. Hard pass. I'll be honest, on paper, it's probably the right idea. It's also as expensive as the samsung, it's an entirely new UI that I just don't feel like learning, and I'm just not a fan of apple. Apple to me is one of those things that for the people that like apple, it just works. It's the most reliable, most consistent, and the easiest to integrate- as long as you have everything apple. I don't do itunes, I don't have iAnything, and well, yeah. No apple.
EDIT- I forgot to add- I would prefer no LG manufactured handsets. I don't really have a problem with an LG as a whole, but they use a different glass setup than the rest, and if you crack a screen on those, the phone is bricked. None of the other phones suffer that problem. I can't really afford to be disabled.