American Football....

Rant.... I'm tired of these f'ing pansy Europeans, Australians, etc. saying that our football is boring, lame, for pu$$ies because they wear pads, that it's a huge chess match (which it is in a lot of ways), and so on.

I'd like to these arseholes come over here and play this game, most of them would get their arses handed to them in a handbasket, being a little squirrel boy doesn't work in any type of football league here. Aussie rules football players might have a chance, but a ton of those guys only weigh like 150 lbs. and still rock the mullet (which might work out well in Georgia or Tenn.).

I've played Rugby, I've played "soccer," and none of them match up to football in any way.

How is adding a little strategy to it a bad thing?

I mean, I watch a soccer match and I want to have a seizure. Football is a unique sport for that strategic element, and if other countries don't get it, well, their loss.

I might point out your "football" consists of a bunch of big, burly guys who go around having group hugs and grabbing each other's arses. Even in fairyland that'd be considered pretty gay.

J

There is NOTHING gay about football!

The fact that "arse" has been used ~15-20 times makes this thread pretty damned gay.

I LOVE me some football, but I also can appreciate Soccer (I lived in europe, and was a goalie for a local team), and I love rugby...even if I don't always understand the rules.

Arse is a good manly word. Now replace "arse" with "tooshie" and you have a gay thread.

EDIT: LOL ok that pic changes everything

arse is so shiny happy person doesn't appear because it takes up too much damn space.

I think the butt tap went out in the 80s just like your mullet and jorts did.

Not everyone in football is 6'6 300lbs either. I've tried to watch soccer and want to pull my hair out because it's so freakin boring. The only thing the kept it on was the HD and nothing else was on, then I rememberd I had Curb Your Enthusiasm on DVR and quickly switched to that.

Found this comparison on another forum (advrider)...

Pads and Helmets: Rugby vs. Gridiron By Robert Fawcett I visited Australia a decade or so ago; a rugby match was on the TV at a local pub. Being one of the few identified Americans in the establishment, it wasn’t too surprising that the topic of gridiron (NFL-style American football) eventually came up among my Aussie hosts. Despite my largely failed attempts to convince the crowd that gridiron was every bit as rough as rugby, all I could garner was at best total dismissal, and at worst contempt. The perception outside the U.S. is that American Football is just bastardized rugby with thick padding designed to avoid the physical harm associated with the Union sport. Interestingly, most Americans hold an inverse perception: that rugby is gridiron without the pads, and as such, rugby is perceived as senselessly violent. The misconceptions between rugby and gridiron are rooted in the belief that gridiron and rugby are similar sports. The truth, however, is far from this, as anyone who's ever played both sports can attest. In rugby, the only collision (i.e., running at speed for the purpose of forcing a player to the ground) is when one has the ball. The other 29 lads on the pitch are there for support. In American football, 21 of the 22 players had better be colliding with someone on every down - at full speed. In gridiron, there is collision while blocking. In rugby, the equivalent is called "obstruction" and is illegal, thus there are far more opportunities - requirements - for player collision in American football. The styles of tackling are also very different. In rugby, the object is to bring the player to the ground in order to force a turnover. In gridiron, on the other hand, the purpose of tackling is to not yield a single millimeter of turf to the opposition advance. Rugby is largely about possession and gridiron is largely about territory. This creates two immensely differing approaches to tackling. In rugby, the tackler (ideally) wants to wrap up around the upper legs, and drag the runner to ground. Sooner is better than later, but a few feet doesn’t matter much. In gridiron, the tackler prefers a head-on collision, the hard plastic helmet connecting to the opponent's chest; a wrap up around the waist or lower subsequently follows, and then a drive backwards as far as the tackler can go. The ground is the forceful end of a preferably very long trip on an American tackle. Without a helmet, an American football player would not likely live or walk for very long in such a contest. In rugby, a tackler may not grab around the shoulders and neck (at least when the ref is looking). In gridiron, virtually any means of bringing the ball carrier to the ground is legal, so long as the facemask isn't grabbed. This broad interpretation of the tackling rule sets gridiron far apart from its rugby counterpart, and greatly changes the amount of violence with which the objective may be carried out. In rugby, a runner must absorb the impact of a tackler's flesh-and-bone shoulder and arm along with the variant inertial energy associated with the tackler's speed, mass and angle of attack. In gridiron, a ball-carrier must absorb all these things, plus the impact of a hard, plastic helmet and shoulder pads behind the force of a tackler whose mass is often greater than his rugby counterpart. By the way, there is little protection for most American football players between the sternum and the groin, which happens to comprise the precise target area of a gridiron tackler. Also, the pads are not the soft rubber found in rugby equipment. They are hard, reinforced plastic designed for the purpose of diffusing energy. Wearing gridiron pads gives one a visceral sense of invulnerability that cannot be truly replicated in rugby. Thus, the force used in gridiron tackling tends to be less restrained by the fear of injury, conscious or otherwise. There are plenty of fearless rugby tacklers, but they will rarely throw their careers (and possibly lives) away by running face-first into a head-on collision with a sprinting ball-carrier. When a rugby player's tackling is imminent, he (hopefully) has someone nearby that the ball can be passed to - granted, this is not a certain way to avoid a tackle, but in theory, it moves play away from him. In gridiron, all play ends when and where the ball runner is crushed - no one passes the ball in American football but the quarterback. Having played both sports, I can say that while the tackling differs, one method is no less bearable than the other in their respective environs. Crippling injuries or death would occur if someone attempted to use American-style tackling in rugby (I know - I made that foolish mistake in one of my early matches and nearly paid dearly for it). American tackling in rugby may also result in "over-commitment," that is to say, running at so great a speed at the ball-carrier that a successful reaction to a side-step or a reasonably competent pass is impossible (remember, in American football, there is no passing once the ball leaves the line of scrimmage). This lends credence to my theory that while former gridiron players are impressively capable of good hits in rugby, they tend to be vulnerable in getting burned by a smart, experienced backline player. This is not to say, however, that rugby tackling is "weak." It is not. Within the confines of the laws, it, too, has its own terrible aspect of violence; but one that is appropriate for a bunch of ruggers trying to bring down anyone who has the ball. As a backliner myself, I have both given and received my share of bone-jarring rugby tackles. But I rarely felt the kind of impact I routinely encountered in American football, even when accounting for the pads. To those who would deride the comparative aggressiveness of American gridiron football, I would say this: you may intelligently criticize only when you have played both sports. My sense of it is that ruggers who have never played a down of football cannot meaningfully comment on the difference between the two sports. The truth of the matter is that if a skeptical rugger were to strap on gridiron armor and play just one half of American Football, they would not hold the same opinion of the sport’s violence. Being aggressively flattened a dozen or so times by 25 stone (350 pound) behemoths tends to make one a believer. Postscript, by Wes Clark I asked Bob to write this article because I have seen this “rugby vs. gridiron” matter come up again and wish to refute it in a lasting form available on the Internet. Like Bob, I, too, have played both rugby and gridiron (in high school). The claim for false machismo based on ruggers not wearing pads (“Pads are for girls” is a frequent catchphrase) is flawed on a very basic level, since any rugger or rugby spectator will assure you that the claim is now false. It may have been true years ago, but the rise of professionalism has changed things. The best and toughest ruggers in the world now play with pads of some kind. Try telling them they’re girls. And as for helmets, while it is true that scrumcaps aren’t hard like a gridiron helmet, they still are designed to offer some protection. Ostensibly for forwards, even some backline players wear them. A rugby pal of mine (another fellow who played both games) described it best when he said, “Rugby is a contact sport. Gridiron is a collision sport.” As Bob states in his article, there are collisions going on at various parts of the field in every down. This is wearing upon muscle and bone, to say the least. And consider that for all its legendary violence, rugby is indeed a lifetime sport, and Old Boys and “Golden Oldies” leagues abound, with some players being quite advanced in age. (Click here for a tale of a 96-year-old Roman, and here for an account of a 90-year-old Japanese rugger.) There simply is no such thing as Old Boys Gridiron! Americans who, in their thirties or forties, still find themselves wanting to play football commonly play a variation called “flag football,” where tackling is prohibited. (A tackle is considered to have been made when a flag, or bit of fabric, is pulled from the waistband of the shorts.) Finally, consider the playing careers of the respective world class rugger and NFL star. Both and considered to be in their prime in their twenties and perhaps early thirties. But a professional, world-class rugger can still play a respectably competitive game of rugby in his forties. (I’ve seen this.) There is really no question of an NFL star playing gridiron in his forties – he is too badly battered! Having written all this, I will go on record as stating that I prefer rugby; it’s more fun to play and certainly more fun to watch! But I agree with Bob: Before non-Americans mindlessly criticize gridiron as being soft, they ought to try it. I am certain they will find it far tougher than they think.

One perspective on it: If I had to be a long term player in any of those sports, it would be ANYTHING other than football. Being able to walk is what I consider a good thing. American football is almost designed to do as much long term damage to the players as possible.

That being said, don't kid yourself, American football can be very boring also... seen most of the Superbowls in the last 10 years? (as an example, not to imply they are the only boring games, there are plenty of others, hype only takes you so far)

How can you consider yourself cultured and superior without a reason to call others uncultured and stupid. I think it's a tribal thing, blame Darwin. football, rugby, soccer, nascar, cricket ski/snowboard. Except for drifting, that sport really is for (*).

mostly it seems to be good natured though.

*ironic use of derogetory word removed after realizing that there are others still use this word in a non ironic fashion.

I like rugby cause it's constantly moving. And they tape their ears back to keep them from being ripped off.

I don't think american football is a bad game. I think the fact that it is so slow due to advertising and a million time outs and all these other rules reallly make me bored.. 4 hour game 1 hour actual play. ball moves 1/4 of that time maybe.

Football > Baseball > Golf

Most sports are best viewed while doing something else, for most people that is getting drunk, but it can be other things also.

Golf can actually be a blast to watch. Watching the crazed hillbilly Boo Weekly running around the green at the Rider's Cup was fantastic.

aircooled wrote: Most sports are best viewed while doing something else, for most people that is getting drunk, but it can be other things also.

Golf doesn't limit you to viewing while getting drunk. You can play while you pound a few down. (see also: John Daly)

Golf is the only socially acceptable venue that allows you to drink beer and operate a motorized vehicle at the same time. And if you run low on beer, a nice young lady will swing by and sell you more.

After funneling into the first turn of a GNCC or hare scrambles at 70 MPH along with 20 other guys all intent on being first though the same 3 foot wide piece of real estate, football and rugby both look pretty boring. Yawn.

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Nice find crackmonkey, thanks for posting.

Also, good call bludroptop. After a game of rugby, we were drinking at a bar on a golf course. I was out on the patio thinking... 'what a pain, not allowed to take my beer off the damn patio and take a walk', but then I see the senior on the practice green park his golf cart and put his beer down. "Oh, right. Golf."

I should clarify. Playing golf is cool. Watching golf, not so much.

golf is like having relations with your sister..

sure for a short period of time it feels ok...

but afterward...

"WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOO"

Salanis wrote: Playing golf is cool.

I am sorry, but this is just false.

Sorry, being a caddy for the past 6 years and at least 3 out of the next 5, golf is not cool... unless if it is played for free, preferably with beer, and preferably barefoot.

Although... If you go to a course with gas carts, you can lift up the seat, stick a tee in the governor, and the things will do about 35 MPH.

OK I should clarify, College football, the NFL can have some painstakingly boring games because all they care about is protecting the QB.

My only problem with football is all of the breaks. Timeouts are fine, but there are SO MANY commercial breaks.

If you were 300 pounds and had guys hitting you you'd take alot of time outs too. There are days I need one walking to work.

I have never had a bad time golfing. I'm not a good golfer, as I only carry two clubs and a fishing pole, but I've never had a bad time golfing. And if you run a large golf course in Vermont and lost a cart about ten years ago look in some of the water hazzards. Apparently your carts will make it about a third of the way across before they sink. You can keep the balls that are in there, since they came from your driving range anyway.