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914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
3/26/13 12:13 p.m.

Married over the weekend to pro drag racer Alexis DeJoria. She's the daughter of bazillionaire cofounder of Paul Mitchell hair stuff.

She looks like a better fit than Sandra Bullock.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20685418,00.html

nocones
nocones GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/26/13 12:24 p.m.

This may be a First.. A link to People magazine on GRM... Oh the Huge Manatees

pinchvalve
pinchvalve UltimaDork
3/26/13 12:26 p.m.

Porn Star, another Porn Star, Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D, now this? Why is he so desperate to be married?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/26/13 12:41 p.m.

BoxheadTim
BoxheadTim GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/26/13 12:46 p.m.

In reply to pinchvalve:

Some people seem to prefer getting married to staying married...

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
3/26/13 12:50 p.m.

She's not the most attractive woman I've seen today, or even in the last 30 seconds.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
3/26/13 12:56 p.m.

Reason #1

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
3/26/13 12:58 p.m.

Reason #2
$4,000,000,000.00+

http://www.forbes.com/profile/john-paul-dejoria/

Aeromoto
Aeromoto HalfDork
3/26/13 12:59 p.m.

If she just got married, why the long face? Badump-Tsshhh! Thank you, try the veal

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
3/26/13 1:04 p.m.

Reason #3
Hot Mother-in-law (ex-playboy model?)

Ian F
Ian F PowerDork
3/26/13 1:11 p.m.

She could beat the crap out of him to keep in line, maybe?

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/26/13 1:40 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: Porn Star, another Porn Star, Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D, now this? Why is he so desperate to be married?

Not sure....he's still a great fabricator.

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltraDork
3/26/13 1:53 p.m.

Gee. Kalitta motorsports top fuel funny car driver, plus all the money in the world. I can't imagine what Jesse would see in her.

aircooled
aircooled PowerDork
3/26/13 2:21 p.m.

Prenup!!!!!

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UberDork
3/26/13 2:31 p.m.

I'm sorry, Jesse James may be a hellacious fabricator, but he is really the male equivalent to Kim Kardashian.

I pay no attention to anything related to him anymore.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
3/26/13 2:56 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: Porn Star, another Porn Star, Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D, now this? Why is he so desperate to be married?

The first Mrs.James was not a porn strar (at least I don't think), but was a very normal appearing attractive blonde who got Jesse through a lot of E36 M3. I guess she got tired of it. No 2 and a subsequent fling were porn stars.

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson UltraDork
3/26/13 3:51 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: Porn Star, another Porn Star, Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D, now this? Why is he so desperate to be married?

The fact you know this list is almost worthy of excommunication from the board, but I guess your post count saves you. I still think you should be relegated back to new reader as punishment.

Joe Gearin
Joe Gearin Associate Publisher
3/26/13 3:54 p.m.

Paul Mitchell ( his new FIL) also owns Patron Tequila----- reason enough to join the family!

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
3/26/13 3:56 p.m.
Joe Gearin wrote: Paul Mitchell ( his new FIL) also owns Patron Tequila----- reason enough to join the family!

He can keep that overpriced Tequila.

FranktheTank
FranktheTank Reader
3/26/13 4:24 p.m.

I bet that's only the second time 'HE's' had to sign a pre-nup.

I'd marry her for any two cars of my choice.... might even sleep with her for a weekend in their shop.

All the money in the world however could not re-attach my testicles after the removal which would follow the little woman reading this and thinking I meant it.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
3/26/13 5:13 p.m.

Dude, Paul Mitchell is a berkeleyin' GARGOYLE. But he makes my hair smell nice.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/26/13 5:26 p.m.
Adrian_Thompson wrote:
pinchvalve wrote: Porn Star, another Porn Star, Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D, now this? Why is he so desperate to be married?
The fact you know this list is almost worthy of excommunication from the board, but I guess your post count saves you. I still think you should be relegated back to new reader as punishment.

We can do those sorts of things

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
3/27/13 1:20 a.m.

E36 M3! That's Paul Mitchell? I thought it was Tommy Chong.

novaderrik
novaderrik UberDork
3/27/13 2:58 a.m.

good for him.. hope they've both finally found the one that they stay with forever.

Jesse is one of the few "celebrities" that i'd actually want to meet.. he and Dave Grohl are right at the top of my list.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde Dork
3/27/13 5:41 a.m.

Dude, when her beard grows in she's gonna look JUST like her dad!

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