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bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter)
bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
9/3/21 1:23 p.m.

Rotten cougar keeps killing our chickens. On the plus side there are only 9 left and he kills two a day. But then he will go after the dog. He is in and out in a half minute so no chance to shoot him yet. When I put what's left of them in at night I am looking up in the trees the whole time. Not a nice feeling.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
9/3/21 1:29 p.m.

Get a couple of Great Pyrenees. They'll ward off any intruders. 

https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/local/fluff-the-great-pyrenees-wards-off-cougar/article_6a7a0578-ba8c-11eb-b485-a3175f314fe4.html

 

The worst thing I have to deal with are annoying suburban moms who think that a fox or coyote is a danger to the neighborhood. 

bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter)
bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
9/3/21 1:29 p.m.

I don't think its quite as big as this but still. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
9/3/21 1:32 p.m.

The biggest problem with cute little kittens is that they grow up to be cats.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/3/21 1:38 p.m.

Yes, whenever I gorge myself on meat I get really sleepy and want to take a nap.

Junghole
Junghole SuperDork
9/3/21 2:35 p.m.

Poison the chickens. Then poison the cat. No more cat. Buy more chickens.

lnlogauge
lnlogauge HalfDork
9/3/21 2:40 p.m.

we had issues with fox's and coyotes taking out our chickens. figured out that they would get taken out every evening, so started putting them in earlier and havent had an issue. 

Junghole said:

Poison the chickens. Then poison the cat. No more cat. Buy more chickens.

Please don't ever do this. It forms a much longer string of casualties than just the intended victim, and poisoning is anything but humane. 

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
9/3/21 4:35 p.m.

Im ashamed there's no cougar jokes yet. 

Im more ashamed i can't think of one.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/3/21 4:44 p.m.

Dusterbd13-michael said:

Im ashamed there's no cougar jokes yet. 

Im more ashamed i can't think of one.

The gutter my mind went to thanks to this is not fit for this board. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
9/3/21 4:57 p.m.

I think the meme thread has a recent entry concerning cougars.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/3/21 5:03 p.m.

These can get hairy in a mini-bike, but all you need to tame them is a wrist check.

Antihero (Forum Supporter)
Antihero (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UberDork
9/3/21 5:13 p.m.

Put a motion light on the chicken coop and sit up with a shotgun one night

bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter)
bearmtnmartin (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
9/3/21 6:34 p.m.

As a 55 year old with similar age friends and wives all the cougar jokes have done the rounds.  

Called the experts.

 

Tasty chicken treat.

 

Caught something right away.

 

 

Not sure if I would go in there were I a cougar. I asked how often these traps work and the CO cheerfully said "we have never caught one with this trap"

Anyway, if the cougar is excessively stupid I will let you all know.

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones Dork
9/3/21 6:42 p.m.

You're using the wrong bait. Try a bottle of E36 M3ty white wine and a book with ex husband stories. 

STM317
STM317 UberDork
9/3/21 7:10 p.m.

In reply to Steve_Jones :

Place the wine and books in a modern Volvo CUV for increased effectivneess

NOT A TA
NOT A TA UltraDork
9/3/21 8:29 p.m.

So they think using dead meat as bait and using dying foliage as camouflage that now smells of humans is going to trick the cat? Not likely. Prolly just catch opossum & raccoon. 

Just set the trap with a chicken on a leash maybe?

03Panther
03Panther UltraDork
9/3/21 9:04 p.m.
NOT A TA said:

So they think using dead meat as bait and using dying foliage as camouflage that now smells of humans is going to trick the cat? Not likely.

Hey, they have their official uniforms and their  (removable, you'll note) "conservation officer" patches. They must know what their doing! Reminds me of other bureaucratic decisions.

Everglades National Parks (ya know, the swamp lands in S FL) decided to bring in a conservational expert in, and put him in charge. He had grown up, went to a collage specializing in wildlife management, and worked his way up to boss man, all in Montana... um, when did he learn about swamps? 

 

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
9/3/21 9:25 p.m.

I know of a veterinarian that euthanized a mule, then took the mule owner's word that he would bury it. Hole and backhoe were right there. The veterinarian left.

Mule didn't get buried. Golden eagle scavenged the carcass, died from ingesting the euthanasia solution.

Initial sentence of $100,000 fine and a year in prison for the veterinarian, later reduced. The first person account of this (written by the vet) was published in the Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association.

Robbie (Forum Supporter)
Robbie (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
9/3/21 9:40 p.m.
NOT A TA said:

So they think using dead meat as bait and using dying foliage as camouflage that now smells of humans is going to trick the cat? Not likely. Prolly just catch opossum & raccoon. 

Just set the trap with a chicken on a leash maybe?

I think the problem is worse if you do catch the cat in that "trap". Doesn't look like it would contain a mad cougar to me. 

03Panther
03Panther UltraDork
9/3/21 10:09 p.m.

In reply to Robbie (Forum Supporter) :

I have a cat that hangs out around or house, 'cause we feed him. It might hold him, even mad. Might.

Rons
Rons GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
9/4/21 1:15 a.m.

Just a reminder the OP doesn’t live in Texas and discharging a firearm may earn him a chin wag with The Queen’s Cowboys.

Trent
Trent PowerDork
9/4/21 9:18 a.m.
Appleseed said:

These can get hairy in a mini-bike, but all you need to tame them is a wrist check.

This is why I came in to this thread. Thank you

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
9/4/21 9:43 a.m.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Turned Down The Predator - Alien vs. Predator Galaxy

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones Dork
9/4/21 10:35 a.m.

This seems cheap for a cougar trap. Shipping might be tough
 

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