Seriously. They do.
Come to Western North Carolina. Lots and lots and lots of apples are grown here, and some Christmas trees.
My Dad will not let me eat a banana in front of him, and tells me only to put the banana in my mouth, and never the other way around.
And yeah, apples are delicious and not filling.
Always banana to mouth, never mouth to banana.
The alternative is to eat your hot dogs from the middle like i do. It's way more hetero that way.
bravenrace wrote: In reply to Toyman01: Bananas don't make me hungry.
All the more reason to forgo the nasty apple for a much tastier and more filling banana.
tuna55 wrote: My Dad will not let me eat a banana in front of him, and tells me only to put the banana in my mouth, and never the other way around.
Was he in the Navy? Could be a PTSD.
tuna55 wrote: My Dad will not let me eat a banana in front of him, and tells me only to put the banana in my mouth, and never the other way
What happens if you do? Get a smack upside the head?
Sine_Qua_Non wrote:tuna55 wrote: My Dad will not let me eat a banana in front of him, and tells me only to put the banana in my mouth, and never the other wayWhat happens if you do? Get a smack upside the head?
That's not too far off. The first time I wore a new Carhartt jacket he said something about clean Carhartts being ridiculous because they are supposed to be dirty and then threw me in the mud.
N Sperlo wrote: Apples should be had with cheese.
Precisely. Warm cheddar to be exact. And a nice flakey crust.
nderwater wrote: Having met tuna, the above anecdotes explain a *lot*
Crud, when did I meet you? Why don't I remember?
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