Well?
I'll start...
I had all the service advisors call in sick and then show up 3-5 mins late just to screw with the new Service Manager. After the 2nd one called in, they knew what was up. LOL
May call my mom and tell her we're preggo... Dunno.
What are you doing?
Informed my FB friends I won a Renault LeCar on ebay (and posted an auction that just ended).
Fooled some, but most know of my complete disdain for French cars.
I had some leftover egg bake from yesterday. I pretended to choke on it to scare my kids but it backfired on me and I actually inhaled some and really choked on it until I hacked it back out on the counter.
I want to do this to my wife's laptop when I get home from work before her. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol?hl=en-US
Drove to work in blowing snow. Mother Nature's little joke.
I like to close all the programs on a pc, create a folder right in the middle of the desktop named "Horse Porn" or something similar and then hit print screen and delete the folder. Paste that to paint and save it and set that image as the wallpaper.
People go nuts trying to select and delete that new folder.....if they notice it at all.
I put googly eyes on everything in the fridge. I froze water in the kids cereal bowls and the poured a thin layer of milk and cereal on top of that. Put a couple drops of food coloring on the kids toothbrushes. Put clear gelatin in their glasses of water. Stuffed tissues in the toes of their shoes so they are just a bit too small. And I put salted cream cheese in an old toothpaste tube, but I haven't put that one out yet. And they haven't figured out that there is a wireless mouse yet.
Am I a bad parent/person?
I walked in to my office and said this was going to be an awesome day and we have the best job in the world.
The joke being that my office's morale is painfully low. 
In reply to Ojala:
Dad? Is that you? If you have some time Caramel onions are always a fun treat. 
Ojala wrote: I put googly eyes on everything in the fridge. I froze water in the kids cereal bowls and the poured a thin layer of milk and cereal on top of that. Put a couple drops of food coloring on the kids toothbrushes. Put clear gelatin in their glasses of water. Stuffed tissues in the toes of their shoes so they are just a bit too small. And I put salted cream cheese in an old toothpaste tube, but I haven't put that one out yet. And they haven't figured out that there is a wireless mouse yet. Am I a bad parent/person?
You were awfully busy. I commend you sir
April Fools joke? I don't know.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/obama-proclaims-april-month-teach-young-people-how-budget-responsibly
In reply to Wally:
Holy Crap, how could I forget that one! Well I guess I know what is for dessert...
I've already done my usual mild office pranks: -zip tie the height adjustment lever up on two office mate's chairs. Causes the seat to go down to the lowest position everytime they sit down. -post it notes on the underside of the mouse with some fun comments written on it. -informed one sales guy that there was a goose roosting on his car. He went running out to scare it off. This one was very effective given that there was a goose right beside his car.
Sometimes I do the inverted monitor screenshot trick, but haven't had the opportunity yet.
I'm browsing GRM at work.
Joke's on you, bossman!
My company uses a feature in Outlok email that makes your company ID photo show next to your name on every email you send. There is an option to change the picture if you don't like your ID photo. My team changed our photos to cartoon charactors for today.
46 years ago - I was born! Biggest Joke ever!
Oh, the usual..falling for anything that has any subtlety at all. 
Participated in our annual parade.
Lime Rock will be hosting an F1 race in2017.
I went to work...and worked. I guess the joke is on me this year.
Toyman01 wrote: I went to work...and worked. I guess the joke is on me this year.
I went the opposite route...
The only "real" April-Fools prank I tried today was pouring a bunch of marbles into the cat-food dish as my cat was going nuts wanting his Meow-Mix topped-up...
This did not end well for me.
Took my son to prison.
I called my ex and told her I missed her. Then called my GF and told her I was leaving her for said ex. Then shut off my phone and welded for a cpl hrs to keep my phone from exploding.
foxtrapper wrote: Took my son to prison.
I believe this story requires details.
FranktheTank wrote: I called my ex and told her I missed her. Then called my GF and told her I was leaving her for said ex. Then shut off my phone and welded for a cpl hrs to keep my phone from exploding.
Whoa... You are apparently OK with being killed to death... Twice.
FranktheTank wrote: I called my ex and told her I missed her. Then called my GF and told her I was leaving her for said ex. Then shut off my phone and welded for a cpl hrs to keep my phone from exploding.
That will be funny right up until 04-01-14, but we will go to your funeral.
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