Bacon

I don't know if this has shown up here or not, but this is on my son's Christmas list and I thought some of you perverts on here might appreciate it,

baconshark?

perverts?! bacon perverts?

ugh.. when will the bacon thing just go away?

yes, it's good.. that's a given.. we get it ..

maybe the FDA needs to come out and say that it's the best thing for you and that it cures all disease, then no one would want to talk about it any more..

carguy123 wrote: I don't know if this has shown up here or not, but this is on my son's Christmas list and I thought some of you perverts on here might appreciate it,

You are getting your son a creepy dude with a receding hairline for Christmas?

What's so interesting about bacon? I'm more interested in pork steak or maybe pork tenderloin. I feel that there are much more interesting parts to a pig, but really, maybe I missed this whole bacon joke at some point when I was busy HAVING A LIFE.

N Sperlo wrote: I feel that there are much more interesting parts to a pig, but really

Tell us more about your feelings, really.

That reminds me, I haven't made a bacon explosion in a while, and how's this for an idea, bacon wrapped headers?

Wrap header, run car, enjoy bacon. What could be better?

Zomby woof wrote: ...bacon wrapped headers? ... What could be better?

Bacon, egg and cheese headers?

News from CERN today: the Universe was started by bacon.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Zomby woof wrote: ...bacon wrapped headers? ... What could be better?

Bacon, egg and cheese headers?

Caramelized bacon headers?

I am Bacon, and I approve this thread.

How many threads now have been simply entitled 'Bacon' on this message board? I can recall another 4 or 5 at least.

Twin_Cam wrote: How many threads now have been simply entitled 'Bacon' on this message board? I can recall another 4 or 5 at least.

It is because the excellentness that is bacon cannot be confined to just one thread.

haters gonna hate

Oh you don't want BACON, that's chick food!!! LOL

Anyone tried beef bacon yet? My wife picked up a package at the local store last week. M-M-good. But is bacon bacon if it is not pork?

dlmater wrote: Anyone tried beef bacon yet? My wife picked up a package at the local store last week. M-M-good. But is bacon bacon if it is not pork?

It is called pastrami and I am horking a pile of it with Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard right now.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

dlmater wrote: Anyone tried beef bacon yet? My wife picked up a package at the local store last week. M-M-good. But is bacon bacon if it is not pork?

It is called pastrami and I am horking a pile of it with Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard right now.

I thought "hork" was another word for "puke."

I am not enjoying this image.

Well...

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-of/hork

Apparently as of August 3rd, you can hork your food down, then hork it back up, all over your computer, horking it.

I horked, horked, horked that, then horked your sister.

dlmater wrote: Anyone tried beef bacon yet? My wife picked up a package at the local store last week. M-M-good. But is bacon bacon if it is not pork?

Bacon only comes off a pig. Don't even get me started on that nasty turkey "bacon" crap.

N Sperlo wrote: maybe I missed this whole bacon joke at some point when I was busy HAVING A LIFE.

You can't have a life without bacon in it, sorry.

Have you considered accepting bacon into your life?