What can you think of that would be the most offensive build to brig to any car event.
Looking for something on the lines of a Model T on Donks with mud treads and a flat metalic wrap. Some thing to rile up the purists. Not built in the shape of a cross and on fire offensive.
What have you got?
A classic muscle car with a Prius drivetrain swapped in.
A 68 Camaro on 20's with a turbo'd K24 swap
NOHOME
SuperDork
12/9/14 2:01 a.m.
Any Brit sports-car on a 4X4 frame.
Porsche guys get miffed whenever you do something to their beloved cars. How about a 356 on a 4x4 chassis? That ought to be enough to make those geezers soil their depends.
This pissed off lots of people, I see no issues personally but I'm rotartared.
For the lolz
The_Jed
UltraDork
12/9/14 6:44 a.m.
In reply to JtspellS:
How flatulent!
Love the utter lack of torque, lol; braaaaaabuhbuhbuhbuhBERTbwwwwwwaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHsnickbwwwwaaaaaAAAHHH
The_Jed
UltraDork
12/9/14 6:46 a.m.
I know a muscle car with Prius running gear was mentioned but how about making it FWD too?
Maybe add ABS and traction control then govern it to a max speed of 55.
Perverting something iconic and unique should do it.
My first few ideas, like murdering out a BMW art car, would fail at offense, because people would just think I was driving a Batmobile tribute in need of paint.
Thinking back to the outcry over K-Fed's Ferrari calipers makes me want to mess with something Italian. While the current cars are expensive, even better would be something no longer in production.
I vote for a donked Ferrari F40 painted gold, in Trojan livery. If that treatment can make me feel bad for the late Chevrolet Monte Carlo running around town, an F40 would probably make me angry.
In reply to The_Jed:
Eh it makes it easier to hook off the line
At that have you ever heard a rotary on 2step?
The_Jed
UltraDork
12/9/14 7:46 a.m.
In reply to JtspellS:
Sounds like one of these!
Anything non-factory done to a Ferrari
I'm going with approx. 57% of the cars on this web site.
i saw a 57 chevy nomad with a front wheel drive 3.1 lumina drivetrain. had to have been done in the 90's, and unfortunately all the fab work was excellent. for taking an inconic car worth a mint to a worthless 140hp lump of nothing. that was more confusing than offensive, but if i were a tri-5 guy i'd probably have a pitchfork or torch and be yelling "rabble rabble rabble"
my subaru? i'm going to catch hell from those guys.
T.J.
PowerDork
12/9/14 9:38 a.m.
How about a brand new 911 Carrera GTS with an aircooled VW engine from an early Beetle stuck in the back? That would make everyone offended. Use a stock 1100cc engine, bonus points if it came from an original 6V car, only modification it to add a modern alternator. Most of the available 24hp would go to power the alternator and all the modern day electronic gizmos. That would be funny.
In response to the all the Vtec swapped Minis, someone in CA stuck a BMC A-series engine from a Mini in a CRX a while back just for the LULZ. I thought it was funny, but not the most offensive.
A VW engine in a 911? No, I say, a Ford water cooled straight six in the back would be much more offensive. Heck, make it the diesel 4 that was in the Chevette!
This of course is an option:
F2T in something modern-er.
F2T FD RX7.
Nothing like popping the hood of your FD and seeing... a single cam 4 banger.
Murano 'vert
I'm trying to hotlink a pic and my computer keeps locking up. Probably for the best.