Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/1/14 1:23 p.m.

Purdue University Graduate Certificate Program in Veterinary Homeland Security http://vet.purdue.edu/biosecurity/vetHomelandProgram.php

WTF. Really? How berkeleying arbitrary and weird is that?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/1/14 1:29 p.m.

So basically you'd be the bioterror pet detective?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/1/14 1:30 p.m.

The movie PCU taught me you can major in Gameboy if you know how to bullE36 M3.

HiTempguy
HiTempguy UberDork
10/1/14 1:34 p.m.

Not at all. In a crisis situation involving a city, state, or the country, who helps manage/deal with a significant part of our food supply (animals)?

This person apparently. On top of that, its also a veterinary program which would do the person pretty well by itself.

So overall, I still think a BofA in virtually anything is more useless

bigdaddylee82
bigdaddylee82 Dork
10/1/14 1:35 p.m.

"Purdue's a fine school for a backwater state like Indiana."

In today's production agriculture, security is an issue, I'd expand it beyond veterinary issues. Biosecurity of all foods is and will become an even larger issue.

I thought this was going to be something totally different. I was ready to tell about all the car stereos, lift kits, and exhaust systems I know of that Pell Grants have paid for.

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N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
10/1/14 1:44 p.m.

Odd the feds would want to use someone with this degree over someone who is a veterinarian, but I can imagine in non-emergency situations this person would be used for audits?

mtn
mtn UltimaDork
10/1/14 1:47 p.m.

Graduate Certificate. I would assume that folks going for this are already veterinarians.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/1/14 1:48 p.m.

I expected there to be more of a focus on chickens.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
10/1/14 1:56 p.m.

isn't there already a border collie patrol to address these concerns?

Advan046
Advan046 Dork
10/1/14 2:20 p.m.

Ummm I am familar with this field.

Bird flu isn't that scary but imagine a weaponized version that destroys 50% of the chicken population in the North American continent in a few days with another 25% culled over the next few weeks. No Mcnuggets and no Chik fil a. The interconnection between chicken production to animal feed to our own tables would mean a massive impact to the USA. Combine that with a coordinated attack on cattle/cows in south america and the world food markets would begin to destabilize.

We won't get it until it hits us hard.

rob_lewis
rob_lewis GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/1/14 3:34 p.m.

It's to protect our dogs and cats from some terrible disease that wipes them out and leaves mankind with no companion pets. If that happened, we'd have to resort to finding another animal for companions. Perhaps primates? Then, they could be a companion AND learn to perform certain tasks for us. Maybe learn enough language to understand basic commands.

So, basically, it's degree to prevent this:

-Rob

yamaha
yamaha UltimaDork
10/1/14 3:54 p.m.

In reply to bigdaddylee82:

Or creating more niches to extract more money from/give career moochers errr, I mean "scholars" something else to spend money they'll never repay on?

trucke
trucke HalfDork
10/1/14 3:56 p.m.
bgkast
bgkast GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
10/1/14 3:56 p.m.

Maybe they assist with thethat California chicken massacre case.

Lancer007
Lancer007 HalfDork
10/1/14 5:12 p.m.

Is this for the dogs that shoot bees out of its mouth?

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