I'm not fat and stupid but everyone else is!
I'm not fat and stupid but everyone else is!
The Great Depression was Obama's fault.
Donald Sterling was secretly recorded making obscene comments about cyclists.
also, hitler
4cylndrfury wrote: Donald Sterling was secretly recorded making obscene comments about cyclists. also, hitler
Too late, I called Hitler on Page 1.
volvoclearinghouse wrote: The Great Depression was Obama's fault.
Don't forget the Irish Potato Famine.
Vote for Camacho!
I blame Canada
4cylndrfury wrote: I blame Canada
Rightfully so.....look what happened already.
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned --Tyler
In reply to yamaha:
I call for a 20' tall fence all around the border, with a twenty five foot land mine field backed up by fully automated laser guided RPG's stationed every fifty feet all along the northern border.
We need to keep the southern border open for the super cheap labor.
Not only do I blame Canada, but Canada's bicyclists are causing global warming...and possibly a beer shortage....
In reply to nicksta43:
We already have a 20' no-touching zone.
nicksta43 wrote: We need to keep the southern border open for the super cheap labor.
But the north has legal weed and french whores... tough call.
In reply to Beer Baron:
While very interesting it's no where near lethal enough. If we're going to cut down on the over population of the world we need lots of fire power.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned --Tyler
Define "excessive" masturbation. More than 10 times per week? Per day?
pinchvalve wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned --TylerDefine "excessive" masturbation. More than 10 times per week? Per day?
I'd say 10 per week is more like "dabbling in masturbation" and 10x per day is something you typically only see in the monkey cage at the zoo.
nicksta43 wrote: In reply to yamaha: I call for a 20' tall fence all around the border, with a twenty five foot land mine field backed up by fully automated laser guided RPG's stationed every fifty feet all along the northern border. We need to keep the southern border open for the super cheap labor.
Trust me- that's what Canadians want as well. With locks on our side. All the stuff you guys are complaining about is American in origin (including Obama), so I think we can end this thread with a simple, "Everything about, from and involving America is the great evil" and be done with it.
Streetwiseguy wrote: "Everything about, from and involving America is the great evil" and be done with it.
TERRORIST!!!
This thread is offensive because it fails to offend those who are most offensive.
nicksta43 wrote: We need to keep the southern border open for the super cheap labor.
How are we supposed to prop up the real estate markets in florida and arizona if you won't let us in? We're a conservatives best friend, we bring the fat stacks and continue to leach off our OWN government. WHY DO YOU HATE US?! THE POOR WIN IF YOU DONT SUPPORT THIS!!!! ;)
Streetwiseguy wrote: ... so I think we can end this thread with a simple, "Everything aboot, from and involving America is the great evil" and be done with it, eh?
FTFY you beady-eyed, flapping-head bastard.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: But the north has legal weed and french whores... tough call.
Those whores of which you speak - the ones who populate Parliament? If so, what did they ever do to you?
Or, the ones from Quebec? The ones who pretend they're French and have all the attitude and none of the history?
Legal weed? DILLIGAF?
In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:
No worries, the Cannucks couldn't even liberate Andsterdam in the year it took us to make it to the River Elbe in central Germany.
What were they doing? Stopping to apologize every time they shot at someone? 
This is why they wouldn't make it two counties into our northern states.
Well, at least we can all agree about Canada.
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