Burger King wants to help you...

have a Heart Attack!!

http://topcultured.com/will-they-build-it-double-bacon-rodeo-state-fair-cheeseburger/

Where: Burger King What: 2 Rodeo Cheeseburgers with 9 Funnel Cake Sticks Cost: $4.11 Success: Yes!

Another successful attempt in our Will They Build It? series, where we venture to find out whether or not we can get fast food joints to make our dreams come true. The first was a failure at Taco Bell, but we did have a success at McDonald’s.

At just over 1,500 calories this is the only meal you’ll need practically all day. It will take you roughly 4 hours of shoveling snow to burn those calories off…but with some of the nation’s recent snowfall you may just be doing just that. Here’s the best (and cheapest) way to get the energy. Witness the amazingly delicious Burger King Double Bacon Rodeo State Fair Cheeseburger!

I like the idea of the "Will They Build It?" series. I always wondered if you could pay Dairy Queen enough to make you a hot dog or fish Blizzard.

"Have it (clogged arteries?) your way" takes on a whole new meaning. Anyone know if all B-K "restaurants" have de-fibrillators?

I like to keep it simple with the McGangBang.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=McGangbang

I haven't had any BK since around 2003 when I got sick on a Angus burger, the only time I have been sick in the last 13 years.

What the f-BOOM?

looks like its lunch time, and I know just where to go...

93celicaGT2 wrote: I like to keep it simple with the McGangBang. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=McGangbang

That's what I get whenever I go to McDonalds

Happy Meals (or the BK equivalent) now come with your very own defibrillator.

drool

side note - I had the funnel cake sticks yesterday.. dayum they are good. must.resist.

EvanB wrote:

93celicaGT2 wrote: I like to keep it simple with the McGangBang. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=McGangbang

That's what I get whenever I go to McDonalds

Question... do you insert the bread or just the sandwich innards?

So, admitting that I grew up eating bacon-fried bread and potato chip sandwiches, is a great way to fit in around here

Eating greasy food in the garage means there is no hand washing necessary. Grease is grease, right?

In reply to Apexcarver:

I google image'd it. It's the whole sandwich. Looks nasty...

Lesley wrote: So, admitting that I grew up eating bacon-fried bread and potato chip sandwiches, is a great way to fit in around here

Your stock just went up.

urbandictionary said: Child: "Mommy, what's a McGangBang?" Mother: "Well, Honey, its when two all beef patties love the same chicken sandwhich very much."

Apexcarver wrote:

EvanB wrote:

93celicaGT2 wrote: I like to keep it simple with the McGangBang. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=McGangbang

That's what I get whenever I go to McDonalds

Question... do you insert the bread or just the sandwich innards?

Traditionally, i believe you insert the bread. I don't, since i'm not a fan of most fast food buns.

93celicaGT2 wrote:

Apexcarver wrote: Question... do you insert the bread or just the sandwich innards?

Traditionally, i believe you insert the bread. I don't, since i'm not a fan of most fast food buns.

Have you tried using them as coasters?

I like BK's Double Cheese burger with bacon.. but just looking at those.. I do not have to eat any more today

^Wimp! I laugh at Wendy's Triple Baconators!!!

As a matter of fact, i want one now.

You must try the In'n'Out burger 4x4, animal style....

Apexcarver wrote: Question... do you insert the bread or just the sandwich innards?

I stick the whole sandwich in there, bread and all.

Oddly enough, I'm going to get BK tonight.

My wife has lost a TON of weight and is out for the evening--thus, I have to sneak fast food as if it were heroin--yummy, greasy, salty heroin.

in n out 100x100: http://www.whatupwilly.com/2006/01/in-n-out-100x100.html

First It Needs Beer. Second, it is light on bacon