Ok, my oldest boy once said "I don't really like cars. They just get you from one place to another. Nothing special." 
Then this morning at breakfast NOT ONE of my three kids wanted bacon 
So, for the record one of "my" kids doesn't care for bacon AND thinks cars are boring, the other two turned down bacon. DNA test here I come.....
I have one who won't eat bacon also. Good luck!
DrBoost wrote: Ok, my oldest boy once said "I don't really like cars. They just get you from one place to another. Nothing special."
Fix that Porsche and have him ride along at an autocross or DE. That will probably instill the idea that they are good for something other than basic transportation
I had a friend's son just tell me he thought he had the wrong parents and was switched at birth. He wanted me to adopt him.
He's into cars, motorcycles, scuba diving, travel & fun and his parents and other siblings think he's crazy.
They say, and I'm not making this up, "All that stuff won't give you fun".
I'm thinking they wouldn't know fun if it farted in their face!
And BTW not eating bacon just makes good sense.
Be kind about the bacon, they are just saving more for you
What are you gonna do with that bacon?
You may want to start home schooling before they have been totally brainwashed. 
Today its bacon, tomorrow ??????????
TRoglodyte wrote: You may want to start home schooling before they have been totally brainwashed.
They will decide that they are vegan.
Oh heck I've been mailing care packages of bacon to my daughter at college. No denying she's mine.
rebelgtp wrote:TRoglodyte wrote: You may want to start home schooling before they have been totally brainwashed.They will decide that they are vegan.
I won't even need a DNA test then. I'll know for sure that the UPS man is the daddy.
bury them in a box in the backyard with a 2"x10" slit in the top. Feed them Bacon and make them read car magazines until that's all they want.
beans wrote: bury them in a box in the backyard with a 2"x10" slit in the top. Feed them Bacon and make them read GRM until that's all they want.
FTFY
I was watching Maury years ago. I have a few observations...
There was a female E36 M3 bag who said a male E36 M3 bag knocked her up.... A paternity test was done...
The male E36 M3 bag was a complete shiny happy person on the show....
The Female E36 M3 Bag should have hoped that the paternity test showed the male E36 M3 Bag was not the father...
It didn't; he was the father... The Female E36 M3 Bag jumped up and down like she won the Showcase Showdown, on The Price Is Right..... What she should have done is this... Hung her head in shame that she is now connected to this E36 M3 Bag for the rest of her life...
The same episode.... A guy was trotted out on stage when a Sl*t claimed he was the father of her child... Of course he was booed heavily.... He claimed he was not the father. And booed heavily....
The test came back.... He was not the father... She started crying.... Instead of booing The Sl*T.... There were sympathetic AWWWW's from the crowd... And no apologies to the guy who was dragged out and booed..
drsmooth wrote: The same episode.... A guy was trotted out on stage when a Sl*t claimed he was the father of her child... Of course he was booed heavily.... He claimed he was not the father. And booed heavily.... The test came back.... He was not the father... She started crying.... Instead of booing The Sl*T.... There were sympathetic AWWWW's from the crowd... And no apologies to the guy who was dragged out and booed..
it's ok... he got flown to LA in one of those big shiny birds, put up in the nicest hotel he'll ever be in, and got to be on tv...
he's a legend in his trailer park.
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