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slefain
slefain Dork
4/8/10 8:19 a.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:

My son already has one.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/8/10 8:23 a.m.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/8/10 8:47 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
mk2mer wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
WTF????
Apparently you use slathered topless chicks to protest glue traps.

I wonder if those morons have ever had their ecm shorted out by a hungry mouse making chewy with their cars wiring harness... My request is that Lowes make those taps BIGGER!

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/8/10 8:48 a.m.

I am not certain that is glue... It looks like something I have seen with Google Safe Search turned "OFF"

mk2mer
mk2mer New Reader
4/8/10 8:49 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
mk2mer wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
WTF????
Apparently you use slathered topless chicks to protest glue traps.

Oh. I though they were wallowing in ejaculate. I get it now.

oldsaw
oldsaw Dork
4/8/10 8:59 a.m.
John Brown wrote: I wonder if those morons have ever had their ecm shorted out by a hungry mouse making chewy with their cars wiring harness... My request is that Lowes make those taps BIGGER!

You want BIGGER?

We've got you covered!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/8/10 9:05 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Apparently you use (Asian word for a fetish that starts with a B, containing a few Ks and ending in E) slathered topless chicks to protest glue traps.

The editorial folks have altered my original manuscript.

For posterity I have restored the context without the original verbiage. It also provides me yet another opportunity to hotlink a pick of topless women dressed as mice slathered in goo. Which I like.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/8/10 9:19 a.m.
John Brown wrote: I am not certain that is glue... It looks like something I have seen with Google Safe Search turned "OFF"

Poor girls... they were just standing around, topless, in mouse outfits... watching the fire.... when all of a sudden...

Tom Heath
Tom Heath Marketing / Club Coordinator
4/8/10 9:41 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Apparently you use (Asian word for a fetish that starts with a B, containing a few Ks and ending in E) slathered topless chicks to protest glue traps.
The editorial folks have altered my original manuscript. For posterity I have restored the context without the original verbiage. It also provides me yet another opportunity to hotlink a pick of topless women dressed as mice slathered in goo. Which I like.

Your context restoration efforts are appreciated. Make the kiddies work for it, at least.

In other news, the hotlinking efforts for this image-

have resulted in 0.0% additional server load in my unscientific test. Lack of effort or lack of impact?

Powar
Powar HalfDork
4/8/10 9:51 a.m.

My money's on lack of impact.

Matt B
Matt B Reader
4/8/10 10:20 a.m.

I just want to say I love you guys. sniff.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
4/8/10 10:25 a.m.

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
4/8/10 11:30 a.m.

Wonder what he will be saying on his analyst's couch 15 years from now.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
4/8/10 11:47 a.m.

This just looks wrong.

This is better?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
4/8/10 11:50 a.m.

WooHooooo!!! Back to cars!

These are cold links by the way.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
4/8/10 11:54 a.m.

My birthday is still August.

mtn
mtn SuperDork
4/8/10 12:02 p.m.

How about I get you some pepto-bismol and you can just paint whatever car you ahve that color

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
4/8/10 12:13 p.m.

< $300. Challenge Class Winner.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/8/10 12:15 p.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/8/10 12:17 p.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/8/10 12:19 p.m.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
4/8/10 12:28 p.m.

Budgets are down all over this year.

phaze1todd
phaze1todd New Reader
4/8/10 12:36 p.m.
914Driver wrote: My birthday is still August.

A pink Volvo? You want a pink Volvo?

This joke is too easy.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/8/10 12:57 p.m.
nocones
nocones GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/8/10 1:12 p.m.

Quadrozontal sounds so dirty..

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