Freedom fries and freedom toast go back to being French fries and French toast when oil is discovered just outside Paris.
Gas prices will get so high, they will start hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
A daring and controversial plan to capture Bigfoot will fail when he sends a friend to accept his Oscar for him.
The radio signals scientists have been sending into outer space will finally get a reply. Their simple message: "Less talk, more rock!"
When it is discovered that it takes exactly 437 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, it will be announced that science is officially over.
Violence in the music business will reach a new peak, when rapper 50 Cent is cut into quarters.
The legend of Johnny Appleseed will be tarnished, when it is revealed that he only planted apple trees to hide his marijuana crop.
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