These have been done to death, but still pretty cool.
Suit Guy said: "Why? Because berk a windshield and doors, thats why. WHos got a suit on? Thats right me, so you will remove every ounce of weight I deem unneccessary, and you will like it"
FlightService wrote: Caption this picture...because I can't and keep it SFW
Manager to Engineer: "When I said I wanted it to look bigger I didn't mean to make the car smaller."
Engineer: "You should have defined what you wanted more precisely."
FlightService wrote:
"You see here English boy, we Amish need this ride-on plow to be no wider than the arse of the horse."
FlightService wrote:FlightService wrote: Caption this picture...because I can't and keep it SFWManager to Engineer: "When I said I wanted it to look bigger I didn't mean to make the car smaller." Engineer: "You should have defined what you wanted more precisely."
What I really do looks a lot like what girls think I do.
It was a brand new Titleist with the Verso logo on it and the ball was in the pond on Hole 16 at Oak Crest Golf Club/Florida. He didn't want to lose it, OR take the two stroke penalty as he was already behind in points! He reached in to the water to retrieve the golf ball......
His fellow golfers watched his arm leave without him.
Mercy Flight to the hospital.
Hunted the Gator, got him.
THIS Ladies & Gentlemen is why I don't golf!
914Driver wrote: It was a brand new Titleist with the Verso logo on it and the ball was in the pond on Hole 16 at Oak Crest Golf Club/Florida. He didn't want to lose it, OR take the two stroke penalty as he was already behind in points! He reached in to the water to retrieve the golf ball...... His fellow golfers watched his arm leave without him. Mercy Flight to the hospital. Hunted the Gator, got him. THIS Ladies & Gentlemen is why I don't golf!
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/alligator-takes-golfer-arm.shtml
You can take up golf, turns out snorkeling with alligators is the dangerous activity.
NOHOME wrote: http://www.hoax-slayer.com/alligator-takes-golfer-arm.shtml You can take up golf, turns out snorkeling with alligators is the dangerous activity.
Geez, after all that cutting & pasting.
914Driver wrote: For $200 and a chance to come back next week; what car has a trunk AND a rumble seat?
That one
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