It says, The Onion. How much more of a clue should they need?
oldsaw wrote:
Finally, a robin that nobody would dare tip.
"Its headed straight for Wakita."
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I like the fact that the passing car is noted, yet the woman in the 90's on the big ass cell phone that apparently works underneath a supercell thunderstorm in the middle of nowhere is of absolutely no surprise.
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