All those years as a proctologist finally paid off when the baffle came loose in the muffler. 
Miatas... fists... tailpipes...
Nahh, best to just let it go on by.
Miata perverts; they're everywhere.
Where is that darn gerbil?
Now Steven was known for his Miata tuning abilities, but what people didn't know was how he was also an ace Miata Milker.
Some say that a Miata actually gave birth to him, all we know is he's called Keith!
Do I really need to turn this thing inside out to clean it?
Now you know kids. This is where shifter karts come from. Then they grow up to be Miatas!
From the files of Dr. Slippy Grippy. Miata OB GYN.
"Oreck decides that Miata based street sweeper be taken back to drawing board for additional testing."
"Coming up next on VH1's 'Where Are They Now', 80's icon Thomas Dolby......"
Cough
"I still can't reach that confounded bearing! Are you SURE that's what the problem was?"
This exhaust SUCKS!
Miata is the answer for everything. Even fisting.
Jay wrote: "I still can't reach that confounded bearing! Are you SURE that's what the problem was?"
Beat me to muffler bearing joke 
"In Arkansas, you two are considered legally married!"
Shawn
Next up on "Dirty Jobs"...
Trans_Maro wrote: "In Arkansas, you **can be arrested for that**"
A proctologist wanted to become an auto mechanic so he went to mechanic's school. In the final test he was required to take an engine apart and put it back together again. The other students had long finished, but the instructor was patient. Finally he was finished. The instructor told him that he received 150 points out of a possible 100. The proctologist was pleased but confused. He said "I don't understand, why?"
The instructor said "Well, I gave you 50 points for taking the engine apart, and 50 points for putting it back together, and I just had to give you another 50 points for doing it all through the tail-pipe!
'This isn't what it looks like...'
That whole thing reminds me of the Boss Hong's er, 'decorations'.
You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bulls....... Oh nuts I screwed it up again!!!
why did we hire a mechanic named "miatse"
Wally wrote: A proctologist wanted to become an auto mechanic so he went to mechanic's school. In the final test he was required to take an engine apart and put it back together again. The other students had long finished, but the instructor was patient. Finally he was finished. The instructor told him that he received 150 points out of a possible 100. The proctologist was pleased but confused. He said "I don't understand, why?" The instructor said "Well, I gave you 50 points for taking the engine apart, and 50 points for putting it back together, and I just had to give you another 50 points for doing it all through the tail-pipe!
You beat me to it, Wally.
"Oh snap, I forgot the glove."
that's one hungry miata...
Rule 34 now includes the Miata
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