The joke (one of my faves:)
An Appalachian American decides to get an education so he and his friend drive to the community college.
Appalachian American walks in : “I wants me some ed-u-cay-shin. What you recommend?”
Man behind counter: “How about a course in Logic?”
Appalachian American: “Logic??! Whats that?!”
Man: “Well, let me show you an example. Lets see…. Sir, do you own a lawn mower?”
Appalachian American replies, “Why Yes, sir. I do.”
Man: “Then, through logic, I can conclude that you probably own your own home!”
Appalachian American: “By golly, I sure doo!”
Man : “Then, through logic, if you have your own house, you are probably married!”
Appalachian American in amazement, replies, “I certainly am!”
Man says: “And if you’re married, you’re probably a heterosexual!”
Appalachian American: “I most definitely sure am! Wow, sign me up for that course in logic!”
Appalachian American returns to the truck where his friend is waiting: “I signed up for Logic!”
Friend: “What’s Logic?”
Appalachian American: “…alright.. do you own a lawn mower?”
Friend: “No…”
Appalachian American looks around perplexed and confused… "GET OUTTA MY TRUCK, FA%&OT!"