carpentry and silicone make hilarity...

Beat ya to it wally..

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29621224/

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office. The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries. Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

Ouchie.

Some people are too creative for their own good. A few yeas ago HBO? ran a show on homemade "toys" and some of the things they came up with were truly frightening.

30,000 rpm reciprocating toy..... I bet that did cause some damage....

They talked about that on Bob and Tom this morning. One of them brought up a fake book about the subject; it was written by 'Tara Cooter'. I laughed out loud.

Why would you keep the blade though?

Some people really need a refresher course in basic materials and basic physics.

fiat22turbo wrote: Some people really need a refresher course in basic materials....

"Quit screwing around"

Mr. Adler: You are here because you are America's future! You may someday be doctors, or lawyers, or scientists.
Most of you, however, will be pumping gas, or cutting sheet metal, and that's why we have… shop class.

"Dont screw around, you screw around too much."

fiat22turbo wrote: Why would you keep the blade though?

Gotta ducttape the vibro to something...

A few years ago I was doing some carpentry/ remodeling at a "leather" shop. The chicky begind the counter kept staring at my sawsall. Finally she picked up a runner dildo and asked If she could borrow my tool. I declined. She was disappointed. I think a sawzall would have had a better chance of success, though.

I know of some sites... but I dont feel like going that NSFA(nywhere)

but using sawzalls is pretty basic stuff

neon, you're letting out entirely TMI here.

I have a feeling they used a sawzall. I also have a feeling that most people who use sawzalls for this purpouse, REMOVE THE BLADE FIRST.

we used to joke about dewalt's line of 18v sex toys...

I've heard of 'machine berkeleying' but that is ridiculous. If I was a female of the opposite sex, I wouldn't want a Sawzall anywhere NEAR my playpen.

They sell attachments for sawzalls for this purpose that don't have 165 steel teeth.

Its called a F***Zall. They also have the "Drilldo" if you're more into the spinning thing.

Locally we have a case regarding a woman who was killed by electrocution...allegedly her husband wanted to try something "kinky" so he hooked her up to 120V...

Jensenman wrote: If I was a female of the opposite sex,

I'm still trying to figure out what you just said there.

foxtrapper wrote: I'm still trying to figure out what you just said there.

I think he is implying that not all females are of the opposite sex.

I do not think I want to know....

The safety word is "Banana"

Shawn

tore up from the floor up?

Trans_Maro wrote: The safety word is "Banana" Shawn

I thought it was "Milwaukee"

syphilis is Not covered under Milwaukee's Sawzall warranty.