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Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
11/23/11 1:44 p.m.
SVreX wrote: Looks to me like some grown ups are quite out of control...

Perhaps someone should call 911 and have the police deal with this breach of etiquette before it goes beyond childish euphemism.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
11/23/11 2:10 p.m.

Not just zero tolerance, but a cover your ass mentality has been insidiously propagating itself as a personal defense due to the zero tolerance policies.

The principal of the school should hold a press conference about what dumb pudding-heads everyone is being and call for a referendum to fix this broken crap.

fasted58
fasted58 SuperDork
11/23/11 2:18 p.m.

you'd think for all that drama and BS a hootus would be involved... but no

... how idiotic

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
11/23/11 2:25 p.m.
Brett_Murphy wrote: Not just zero tolerance, but a cover your ass mentality has been insidiously propagating itself as a personal defense due to the zero tolerance policies. The principal of the school should hold a press conference about what dumb pudding-heads everyone is being and call for a referendum to fix this broken crap.

Instead they will bring in counselors and therapists. It is all going according to plan (insert evil laugh).

HiTempguy
HiTempguy SuperDork
11/23/11 2:48 p.m.

Dude is a player, 2 chicks already arguing over him.

I think we need to drink a beer in this fine young lads name!

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
11/23/11 10:53 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
N Sperlo wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
MrJoshua wrote: I blame SpongeBob.
I hear he likes the starfish.
The chocolate one?
Pink

hygiene FTW

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy Dork
11/24/11 6:54 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: My math teacher would give me a case of shotgun shells to deliver to my grandfather for him after school. They were hunting buddies. I remember going hunting before school and parking my car in the lot with a shotgun in the back when I was in 11th grade.

I bought shells from my history teacher, and we would go duck hunting before school. And my shotgun would be in the trunk in the school parking lot, since we sometimes went shooting during lunch hour. Today, there would be many, many police involved.

Volksrodden
Volksrodden Dork
11/24/11 7:23 a.m.
iceracer wrote: If this happened when I as a kid. The adults laughed and said it was cute. What the h*** happened.?

it all started when we had to be politically correct, every thing went down hill from there....

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/24/11 9:56 a.m.
Streetwiseguy wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: My math teacher would give me a case of shotgun shells to deliver to my grandfather for him after school. They were hunting buddies. I remember going hunting before school and parking my car in the lot with a shotgun in the back when I was in 11th grade.
I bought shells from my history teacher, and we would go duck hunting before school. And my shotgun would be in the trunk in the school parking lot, since we sometimes went shooting during lunch hour. Today, there would be many, many police involved.

I was on my high school rifle team. We shared a range with the PAL in the basement of the elementary school. The range stayed in use until a couple years ago when they tested the air and the lead levels were a bit too high for the youngun's to be exposed to. It seems to answer some questions about the kids there since it was just below the kindergarten rooms.

BoostedBrandon
BoostedBrandon HalfDork
11/24/11 11:59 a.m.

I blame safe cars.

Back in the mid eighties when cars began to get safer, stupid people, driving stupidly, began surviving car accidents that earlier, would have killed them. They survive to reproduce, and further pollute the genepool.

It interrupts natural selection. It's reverse darwinism.

wbjones
wbjones SuperDork
11/24/11 4:15 p.m.

^^^^^^^^^

fasted58
fasted58 SuperDork
11/24/11 7:58 p.m.
Streetwiseguy wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: My math teacher would give me a case of shotgun shells to deliver to my grandfather for him after school. They were hunting buddies. I remember going hunting before school and parking my car in the lot with a shotgun in the back when I was in 11th grade.
I bought shells from my history teacher, and we would go duck hunting before school. And my shotgun would be in the trunk in the school parking lot, since we sometimes went shooting during lunch hour. Today, there would be many, many police involved.

HS drafting teacher was a marine and led the HS rifle team. Anyone who shot .308 got free ammo left over from reserve training. I bagged 200 rds of 7.62 fmj in 2nd period drafting class.

That ain't gonna happen today.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/24/11 10:49 p.m.
BoostedBrandon wrote: I blame safe cars. Back in the mid eighties when cars began to get safer, stupid people, driving stupidly, began surviving car accidents that earlier, would have killed them. They survive to reproduce, and further pollute the genepool. It interrupts natural selection. It's reverse darwinism.

Not just safe cars. As much as I hate to see anybody die needlessly, the safer we keep making the world, the more stupid it is going to get. Eventually it will balance out though. Somebody is going to release something on the world that wipe up out a good chunk of the population and then all these silly nanny laws will get tossed in the name of survival

jamscal
jamscal Dork
11/25/11 6:54 a.m.

Obligatory Herbert Spenser quote:

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
11/25/11 5:25 p.m.
jamscal wrote: Obligatory Herbert Spenser quote: The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.

And that's why we need the 24 Hours of LeMons.

ValuePack
ValuePack Dork
11/25/11 10:32 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: Somebody is going to release something on the world that wipe up out a good chunk of the population and then all these silly nanny laws will get tossed in the name of survival

IBTzombieapocolypsefanboisarrive.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
11/26/11 5:18 a.m.
mad_machine wrote:
BoostedBrandon wrote: I blame safe cars. Back in the mid eighties when cars began to get safer, stupid people, driving stupidly, began surviving car accidents that earlier, would have killed them. They survive to reproduce, and further pollute the genepool. It interrupts natural selection. It's reverse darwinism.
Not just safe cars. As much as I hate to see anybody die needlessly, the safer we keep making the world, the more stupid it is going to get. Eventually it will balance out though. Somebody is going to release something on the world that wipe up out a good chunk of the population and then all these silly nanny laws will get tossed in the name of survival

This sounds like the backstory to Firefly/Serenity...we'll try to make the world safer by removing people's aggression.......what could possibly go wrong

wbjones
wbjones SuperDork
11/26/11 7:55 a.m.

George Orwell's "1984"

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