Christmas ain't waitin....

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Fair enough.

I understand the whiskey, but what's the clotted elf jizz for?

Streetwiseguy wrote: I understand the whiskey, but what's the clotted elf jizz for?

Big plus 1.

I'm going to have to remember that one.

Toyman01 wrote:

Streetwiseguy wrote: I understand the whiskey, but what's the clotted elf jizz for?

Big plus 1. I'm going to have to remember that one.

All Christmas dick jokes aside, I like egg nog. Its about the only Christmas thing I tolerate anymore.

In reply to Streetwiseguy:

You almost ruined my monitor. I laughed and just about spat beer all over it.

In reply to mndsm:

I'm not a fan so you can have my share.

Take all the commercial crap and the mad scramble of the shoppers, and I love Christmas.

I'm big on family and we will have the entire family together this year, for the first time in 5 years. That's 27 people in my parents house. Throw in my uncle's and aunt's family and there are going to be almost 50 of us sitting down for dinner Christmas day. It is going to be spectacular!! Monster turkeys and enough food to feed a small country. I'm really looking forward to it.

After my last interaction with my family, I've decided I don't much care for them. My wife's family is OK in small doses, but I usually end up wanting to mamgle. Her brother with whatever farm implement I can find. I'm really stoked for the people that can get down with the holidays, they just get darker for.me.every year. Combine that with Minnesota being an shiny happy person and getting winter on a month early you have a surly mndsm. I won't even get into the greed aspect.

mndsm wrote: After my last interaction with my family, I've decided I don't much care for them. My wife's family is OK in small doses, but I usually end up wanting to mamgle. Her brother with whatever farm implement I can find. I'm really stoked for the people that can get down with the holidays, they just get darker for.me.every year. Combine that with Minnesota being an shiny happy person and getting winter on a month early you have a surly mndsm. I won't even get into the greed aspect.

Dude. You have a young son and are in the greatest state for hockey in the country, other than Illinois (cause we have the Hawks!). Christmas time is awesome!

(seriously. Make the whole damn thing about your son)

mtn wrote:

mndsm wrote: After my last interaction with my family, I've decided I don't much care for them. My wife's family is OK in small doses, but I usually end up wanting to mamgle. Her brother with whatever farm implement I can find. I'm really stoked for the people that can get down with the holidays, they just get darker for.me.every year. Combine that with Minnesota being an shiny happy person and getting winter on a month early you have a surly mndsm. I won't even get into the greed aspect.

Dude. You have a young son and are in the greatest state for hockey in the country, other than Illinois (cause we have the Hawks!). Christmas time is awesome! (seriously. Make the whole damn thing about your son)

Working on that. He's at the trying to kill me stage (literally he told me he wanted to make my eyebrow red this morning, which to him means bleed) so Xmas is sorta backburnered.