can slam a revolving door
Go
can slam a revolving door
Go
(sigh)
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard, only another fist.
most boys can pee their name in the snow. Chuck norris can pee his name in a concrete sidewalk...in the dark... in a hurricane...on the moon
Shaves with a steak knife and peanut butter. (Oh wait, i think that's Vin Diesel.)
Chuck norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his father did
Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself off the ground, he pushes the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can believe its not butter!
chuck norris can beat a brick wall in tennis
God created Adam, and then Eve from Adam's rib. Chuck Norris supervised the procedure.
Chuck Norris can type "¢"
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris invented hamburger when he threw a cow through a chain link fence. Chuck Norris doesn't turn on a light, he shuts off the dark. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he asks for a pistol and a 5-gallon bucket.
Forgot one:
Chuck Norris once kicked a McDonalds so hard, it became a Wendy's.
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Obama did not start saying "Yes we can!" until after he obtained permission from Chuck Norris.
http://www.lolcats.com/view/8378/
Chuck Norris standing next to a Sherman tank is like P71 standing next to a Miata.......
When Chuck Norris was young, he used to burn insects' wings off with a magnifying glass.
At night.
(DISCLAIMER: Not original. Remembered it from a previous GRM post. Chuck Norris made me post that.)
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Some say that his tears cure cancer. It's a shame that he's never cried. All we know is, he's called Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he urinates.
Chuck Norris farted and caused hurricane katrina. Boo yah!!!
Chuck Norris taught the Stig everything he know's.
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