Coined phrases

I usually say "let's get this road on the show".

Fake...fake...fake...come on stupid brain, don't fail me now.

I don't care IF you can think outside of the box, I am still NOT going to let you out.

John Brown wrote: I don't care IF you can think outside of the box, I am still NOT going to let you out.

Oh man, the whole "outside the box" thing. Listen buddy, you don't get to tell me about thinking outside the box 'til you prove to me that any thought at all is happening inside the damn box.

Regarding advertising, I have always said that "there is so much thinking outside the box, that the truly creative people have gone back to thinking INSIDE the box."

Don't worry, you can use that one.

(If I recall correctly, P71 coined some phrase about skittles and toilets regarding NASCAR)

I keep thinking outside the wrong box.

After watching a small child stare into the bike shop window, slowly scraping his tongue up the glass and he looked at all the bikes inside, I changed our open sign message to read, "Please don't lick the window".

Also, I came up with, "A bird in the hand is worth two handfuls of bird E36 M3".

BradLTL wrote: "That is some jackassery there"

Makes me think of the famous Kurt Vonnegut quote: "I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make it water.

I lately have been saying when I think somebody is being an idiot "They need to be punched in the face"

Or if somebody gets on my nerves enough (or I think they're being an idiot) "I hope they fall in a well"

After years of kinda getting kicked around in life, my dad would say "Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow".

Platinum90 wrote: (If I recall correctly, P71 coined some phrase about skittles and toilets regarding NASCAR)

Actually, he didn't.

But it's OK to let everyone here think that!

That'll test your frosticles!

Comment on the death glare from SWMBO upon the announcement of an impending golf outing.

Beat it like a rented mule.

oldsaw wrote:

Platinum90 wrote: (If I recall correctly, P71 coined some phrase about skittles and toilets regarding NASCAR)

Actually, he didn't. But it's OK to let everyone here think that!

I know, I am just perpetuating the mystique that is P71...

Platinum90 wrote: I know, I am just perpetuating the mystique that is P71...

Some say, he trounces GT3 911s in an ex-cop car, and that he's perfected time travel, using nothing but an old AMC and some plutonium.

some say that south american tribes climb to the tips of pyramids to sacrifice gremlins to p71 such that he will grant them a good rain season and thus a plentiful harvest