GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/14/09 2:08 p.m.

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/04/13/polar-bear-attack.html

Too bad (governments | insurance companies | large groups of people) aren't that smart...

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury HalfDork
4/14/09 2:16 p.m.
The Berlin Zookeeper said: "People who want to jump in will always find a way"

what a crazy berkleyer...laziness FTW

curtis
curtis New Reader
4/14/09 2:40 p.m.

They shouldnt change anything. Its called natural selection. These morons wanna jump in and hug a 2 ton hungry polar bear let them.

Strizzo
Strizzo Dork
4/14/09 4:18 p.m.

this has to be posted here.

http://www.noob.us/entertainment/japanese-girl-in-seal-costume-taunts-polar-bear/

rebelgtp
rebelgtp Dork
4/14/09 4:41 p.m.

heck they should have just let the bear eat the stupid person. No reason to keep someone that stupid around and I'm sure the bears would have loved the snack.

RexSeven
RexSeven HalfDork
4/14/09 4:45 p.m.

Darwin seen skulking away from scene snickering.

Turns out he's been busy lately...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169484/Man-fell-300ft-death-cliff-posing-photograph.html

Appleseed
Appleseed Reader
4/14/09 4:56 p.m.

I was just commenting on the Berlin Zoo after visiting in 2005. A waist high rail and then wild animals. I said how this would never fly in the US as one of our idiots would jump in the first day. That's too bad.

Jay
Jay Dork
4/14/09 5:10 p.m.

Sadly this isn't even the first time. Some guy jumped into the enclosure last year because he thought one of the bears wanted a hug. No joke. We don't have vapid tree-hugging hippies here, we have vapid bear-hugging hippies.

I have to say, I highly encourage hugging bears to anyone who thinks it's a good idea to do so.

SoloSonett
SoloSonett Reader
4/15/09 6:36 a.m.

Someone HAS to protect the poor bears.

Eating morons Can Not be good for them

pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
4/15/09 9:11 a.m.

Stay off the smack kids.

Snowdoggie
Snowdoggie Reader
4/15/09 10:27 p.m.

There has gotta be some kind of law against feeding the bears. Even if what you are feeding them is your own arse.

Jerry From LA
Jerry From LA Reader
4/16/09 9:22 a.m.
Jay wrote: Sadly this isn't even the first time. Some guy jumped into the enclosure last year because he thought one of the bears wanted a hug. No joke. We don't have vapid tree-hugging hippies here, we have vapid bear-hugging hippies. I have to say, I highly encourage hugging bears to anyone who thinks it's a good idea to do so.

This isn't about tree hugging. These people are insane. The last person to try hugging a polar bear is a tree hugger. Were it up to tree huggers, the polar bear would be somewhere polar.

Last year, some kid thought it would be a good idea to taunt the big cats at the LA Zoo. Now he is dead. I'm wondering what he thought of his idea as the cat (lion or tiger. Can't remember which) was sinking its jaws into his neck.

curtis
curtis New Reader
4/16/09 9:24 a.m.
Jay wrote: I'm wondering what he thought of his idea as the cat (lion or tiger. Can't remember which) was sinking its jaws into his neck.

"OUCH!"

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