John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/10/10 12:02 a.m.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=107550899287248#wall_posts

Zombies said: Downtown Lansing Zombie Walk Date: Saturday, September 4, 2010 Time: 12:00pm - 2:30pm Location: Ferris Park (at the corner of Pine and Shiawasee) The undying question: Can zombies feed the living, instead of... the alternative? To answer this question, I am having the first Lansing zombie walk on this date, city permitting. That's right, this is your excuse to dress up like a zombie and join me and an undead horde as we make our way to the capital building! "But why?" you ask. "Why hold a totally awesome zombie walk in the middle of our fine state's capitol city? Do you do it for world, or even municipal, domination?" "No," I casually reply. "I'm going to do it so zombies can feed the living for a change." That's right, no catch to the zombie walk other than I ask that if you actually come to bring some non-perishable goods. Cash donations will be accepted as well. All collected donations will be given directly to the Lansing Food Bank, who will be bringing a truck to the starting point of the event. At this point I'm still in the process of getting this event cleared with the city, but if East Lansing can do it, so can we! Only 3 rules to the Zombie Walk: 1. Please no actual violence!!!1! 2. No property damage. 3. NO ACTUAL ZOMBIES NEED APPLY OR ATTEND! Lastly, as a personal favor to me, I ask that you invite ANYONE YOU KNOW who might be interested. Coworkers, friends, family. When it comes to helping the poor and having a social conscience, we need as many people as we can get! Don't forget to "like" our group page to make communication easier! The link is: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Downtown-Lansing-Zombie-Walk/110543725653860?v=wall This event has 582 confirmed guests

People, we must rally with an anti-zombie defense posture before this spreads out of Michigan (since EVERYONE is leaving Michigan it is inevitable)

What say ye?

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
6/10/10 12:07 a.m.

I lolled

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
6/10/10 1:10 a.m.

One more reason to avoid Skynet.

Rufledt
Rufledt Reader
6/10/10 3:18 a.m.

Remember, always save the last bullet for yourself. We don't want any of us zombie fighters turning traitor and switching sides!

JoeyM
JoeyM HalfDork
6/10/10 6:06 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: One more reason to avoid Skynet.

Exactly. I have, thus far, avoided being assimilated by the facetubes, and intend to keep it that way. Zombies are just one more reason....

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade Reader
6/10/10 10:08 a.m.

Zombies against hunger. Inventive.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
6/10/10 10:45 a.m.

some wacked out Meth head is gonna start shootin...

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/10/10 11:25 a.m.

Come on, this is the MidWest, there is no meth problem...

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/10/10 3:06 p.m.

Hahaha I'd totally do that

RossD
RossD Dork
6/10/10 3:10 p.m.

I think someone should assemble ZAVs and hold a competing food drive. That way every year you can figure out if the zombie hoards win or the human race.

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington Reader
6/10/10 4:02 p.m.

"aww, they seem like nice, gentle zombies. maybe i'll just walk over there to see if i can help with their food driv---AAAAHHH! NOOOOOOO!!! THEY'RE TEARING INTO MY FLESH!!! HELP!"

4eyes
4eyes Reader
6/10/10 4:05 p.m.

3.NO ACTUAL ZOMBIES NEED APPLY OR ATTEND! Posers

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/13/10 2:01 p.m.

Hotlinked for her pleasure

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/13/10 2:21 p.m.

i vote we set up a roadblock at 23 and 75 in toledo so the zombies from michigan can not enter ohio.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
6/13/10 3:00 p.m.

isn't Michigan exclusively Zombie now?

That's part of the reason I left...

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand Reader
6/13/10 3:17 p.m.

http://www.zombierightscampaign.org/lurch.html

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
6/13/10 3:25 p.m.
maroon92 wrote: isn't Michigan exclusively Zombie now? That's part of the reason I left...

I HAVE noticed quite a few more Toyotas on the road.

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