CAPE CORAL, Fla. - Authorities say a Cape Coral man was injured after striking bullets with a hammer in his driveway.
Police say they received a report of a possible shooting at 21-year-old Matthew F. Dugger's home on Thursday afternoon. When officers arrived, they found the man had been injured.
Dugger was taken to a nearby hospital to be treated for shrapnel that hit his leg. It wasn't clear if he faces any charges.
Yes, we really know how to have fun in FloriDUH!!
what would possess someone to hit live bullets with a hammer?
I've been completely hammered and would never think to do that.
I remember as a stupid young teenager sitting on the curb bashing rounds with rocks trying to get one to go off.
I've heard of people doing this, they sell the shells for scrap.
They also end up hurting themselves and that's how I hear about it.
Its not a darwin award qualifier because he hasn't removed himself from the gene pool.
Wowak wrote: Its not a darwin award qualifier because he hasn't removed himself from the gene pool.
+1. A buddy of my father-in-law's, however, stabbed himself in the naughty-bits while carving his initials in a tree, and bled to death. Oopsa-daisy.
HA... i'm sixteen, and i have friends that would probably do that.
poopshovel wrote: A buddy of my father-in-law's, however, stabbed himself in the naughty-bits while carving his initials in a tree, and bled to death. Oopsa-daisy.
I'm sorry, but I am a failure in the imagination department it seems... How does that happen?!
WilD wrote:poopshovel wrote: A buddy of my father-in-law's, however, stabbed himself in the naughty-bits while carving his initials in a tree, and bled to death. Oopsa-daisy.I'm sorry, but I am a failure in the imagination department it seems... How does that happen?!
I am perfectly happy never knowing.
bought it on the down-stroke.
I wonder if it was a naughty pine. 
I would venture that extremely poor aim (I bet he couldn't hit the bowl!) and alcohol were both factors.
Some years back, we were prepping for our club's annual enduro and in a couple of sections we had to cut out 'face slappers'. These are low hanging branches that you hit with your face when riding, duh. The Forest Service requested that we cut these out before the enduro so they wouldn't get broken. 
Umm, yeah. Anyway, we sent a few crews in with machetes and hatchets, about 300 yards into the first section a crew member missed his target and instead hit the front of his shin. 
To this day, there is a guy in our club that all you have to do is say 'It's in the bone' and he will turn white and nearly pass out. 
Wasn't even his leg.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I wonder if it was a naughty pine.
There was the young Native American who went to the local house of ill repute and asked for companionship. The madam looked at him and said 'Surely you are too young to have any experience'. He replied, 'Practice many times on trees.' She thought this was rather odd but he had cash, so she set him up. The girl walks in the room and the first thing the young man did was smack her on the posterior HARD. She said 'What the heck was THAT for!?!?' He said, 'Me check for bees.'
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