Dear fish,

I am a vegetarian. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to try to eat my metal hook which is attached to an obvious plastic string, you count as a plant.

It's for the benefit of your species, really.

That is all.

Dear deer,

I am a carnivore. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to wander past me in my day-glo orange coat which is attached to an obvious gun, you count as a venison stew.

Dear Cheerleaders,

Uhhhh, nevermind.

914Driver wrote: Dear Cheerleaders, Uhhhh, nevermind.

there went another keyboard....

924guy wrote:

914Driver wrote: Dear Cheerleaders, Uhhhh, nevermind.

there went another keyboard....

and monitor and most of the paperwork on my desk.

Other than the first post, this is starting to look like a great thread!

grafmiata wrote: Dear deer, I am a carnivore. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to wander past me in my day-glo orange coat which is attached to an obvious gun, you count as a venison summer sausage.

Dido. (With a fix)

914Driver wrote: Dear Cheerleaders, Uhhhh, nevermind.

Go on.....

93celicaGT2 wrote:

914Driver wrote: Dear Cheerleaders, Uhhhh, nevermind.

Go on.....

I think the follow up letter would start, "Dear Penthouse Letters,"

914Driver wrote: Dear Cheerleaders, Uhhhh, nevermind.

Funniest E36 M3 I've seen so far today. A+.

Cherokee definition for vegetarian : bad hunter.....

16vCorey wrote:

93celicaGT2 wrote:

914Driver wrote: Dear Cheerleaders, Uhhhh, nevermind.

Go on.....

I think the follow up letter would start, "Dear Penthouse Letters,"

Jackpot, giggity gig.

Dear Cows- I love you guys. You make milk, butter, cheese, steak, cheesteak, and leather and suede for the seats in my cars, and shoes for my feets. Thanks for being awesome.

Jay wrote: I am a vegetarian. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to try to eat my metal hook which is attached to an obvious plastic string, you count as a plant. It's for the benefit of your species, really. That is all.

Dear people,

I am not a vegetarian. If you are kind of enough to dangle your toes in the water, they count as a snack.

Thanks,

The fish