dug up Billy Mayes and stabbed him in the eyes yet AGAIN. Then she chased ShamWow guy down in the red light district and stabbed HIM in the eye as well. Blinded, the ShamWow guy staggered in circles screaming...
dug up Billy Mayes and stabbed him in the eyes yet AGAIN. Then she chased ShamWow guy down in the red light district and stabbed HIM in the eye as well. Blinded, the ShamWow guy staggered in circles screaming...
"take me home tonight" by eddie money while...
Mojo cut off Little's ponytail and strangled Vince the Sham Wow guy with it, while...
... all the GRM crew stood around scratching their heads trying to figure out how the ShamWow guy strangled himself. Then Wheels 777...
Went 162mph in a bathtub with a SBC under the drain. That guy can...
juggle a cat, dog and squirrel while singing...
... 'I hope East Coast Mojo don't turn her bees loose on me while I'm going 162 MPH in this V8 powered bathtub while juggling vermin and critters'. ECM heard this, called Lesley and they...
died laughing at this funny thread. 
Then we rounded up some more varmints for Wheels 777 to juggle while playing the..
...fiddle with his left foot and a welder with the right. Then he he got serious and...
put in Whitesnakes greatest hits, and turned the volume up to "misdemeanor disturbing the peace". All that racket, not to mention the squeals from the large pregnant possum he was juggling, caught the attention of those damned 'dillos, who, at the thought of being juggled, began to
disassociate themselves from the Somali pirates. The same, alas, could not be said for...
...the US Navy, who just disassociated some Somali pirates. Chuck Norris in the mean while...
addmitted that all he has done is in preperation for his afterlife battle with Bruce Lee. The down side with this is that...
one has to be deceased to do this. Chuck also revealed that the Octomom is again pregnant and this time...
...is giving birth to eight more of Chuck's fists. It is expected that...
despite conventional wisdom, the Octomom's children are rarely born with beards, However, Bruce Lee's spirit has been reincarnated as a slab of concrete somewhere in Florida, meaning that...
...marge's patio will have to begin an 8 week training regimen including carb loading and weight training on the military press if it ever hopes to...
...take on the Octogang in the battle for supremacy. In other news,Phil Spector announced his intent to enter his former Cobra Daytona Coupe in the $2009 Challenge claiming massive depreciation in order to slip it in under the dollar limit, while Polar Bear Woman...
RIP this thread...
...and BAM ZAP it struggles back to life, much like the conglomeration of Billy Mayes' much East Coast Mojo mutilated body and Chuck Norris' carcass (that happened when he tried to get smarty mouth with Margie). The gross combination of Chuck Mayes (or was it Billy Norris?)immediately...
began to procreate with Polar Bear Woman (from the Berlin Zoo) with the hope of offspring ...
.... resembling tattoo from fantasy island. While off in the distance...
...Mr T could be seen planting a garden. He does this every spring because...
...Dillos are repulsed by the thought of eating freshly harvested spinach, and if theres one thing Mr T hates , its those damn dirty Dillos...his armadillo madness sprang from a traumatic childhood experience involving a Bea Arthur, 6 pints of neapolitan ice cream, and the the worlds largest...
candle. Unfortuantly the back story is too twisted for mortals to comprehend, until the invention of the...
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