Chuck and Mr. T had to drink every time anyone was roundhouse kicked or a fool was pitied. Chuck was...
Chuck and Mr. T had to drink every time anyone was roundhouse kicked or a fool was pitied. Chuck was...
...impressed that no matter how many times he kicked Mr. T in the head, he wouldn't fall off his...
pink tricycle with the bring bring bell. Every time Chuck kicked him he just...
smiled and pitied the fool that thinks he can knock Mr T off his tricycle.
Meanwhile back at the farm Hilary was having troubles of her own, the milking floor was covered in...
...cow manure, the conveyor had broken and the subsidy for cow poo to run NYC buses had been discontinued.
now that the busses were down , Wally found a new job...
...as a train operator, conveniently running into Bill on the morning run into Manhattan. Bill confided in his new friend that "I got this sweet deal with Biden, see; every so often he says something stupid to one of our allies and 'bama has to send Hill over to take care of it before the E36 M3 hits the fan. Gets her out of the country for a couple weeks so I can..."
... go check up on Adrienne Barbeau's recovery from the toilet tissue incident. That usually works out well because...
anyone who has ever had the toilet tissue problem knows that it is real painful. Bill is used to pain though because...
Hillary's paper bag fell off. It just shows to go you...
You can put put lipstick on a pig but you still have to call him Guido the Clown
Speaking of which, Guido got a gig as a driver in the first ever Mazda endorsed "Tricycle from Hades" figure 8 race. It was going great until the zipper on his suit broke and...
the world discovered that Guido is hairy all over. 
Those in immediate attendance were struck blind, those at a further distance received minor burns. The ambulance drivers...
Who turned out to be the Stigs...
Examined Guido and confidently proclaimed “classic case of LQ syndrome”. Guido pleaded to know what that was but all they’d say was “see, there’s your moisture…that’s going to mildew, that’s going to smell”. Hearing this, Guido…
said, "where can I get a 5 gallon bucket of NAIR for men." And with that...
used his mullet to
do bill a solid by covering Hills Face while he...
removed her pumpkin-colored pantsuit and
wow, i did not think thaT this threrd would take on a life of its own like this...talk about funny though with starting with something stupid......
heehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe
solemnly declared that he would never have relations with another woman. Meanwhile back at the farm, Bessy the cow...
chewed her cud and remembered her old friend Hillary's....
on her way to get an Angry Whopper... made famous because
Mad Cow Whoppers didn't sell nearly as well.
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