914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/10/09 8:43 a.m.

It's in your driveway AND IT'S NEVER GETTING TURNED OFF !!

http://jalopnik.com/5421779/the-christmas-truck-live-photos/gallery/7

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/10/09 8:44 a.m.

Can someone edit my Title? My brain types differently than my finkers.

integraguy
integraguy HalfDork
12/10/09 10:34 a.m.

I thought this was going to be more along the lines of what i saw at a house this weekend.....that is, a HUGE assortment of lighted sculptures and trees ALL flashing on and off so fast you A.) couldn't get a chance to really make out anything B.) risked brain damage trying to look at the ....display(?) C.) were sure the neighbors to this idiot MUST have told the folks that "twinkle lights" come with a control to adjust the speed.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/10/09 2:13 p.m.

My next door neighbor is into light, LOTS of it. When he's at work late the wife turns on all four porch lights, every light in the house and basement is on, she kicks on the 8" square hologen lighting up the yard; from my house it looks like the Mother Ship is touching down right next door.

Is that some needy psychology thing, or just like to be seen?

Oy. I'm moving to Florida so I can call Margie everyday and bitch about the rain.

I'm kidding......

oldsaw
oldsaw HalfDork
12/10/09 2:45 p.m.
914Driver wrote: My next door neighbor is into light, LOTS of it. When he's at work late the wife turns on all four porch lights, every light in the house and basement is on, she kicks on the 8" square hologen lighting up the yard; from my house it looks like the Mother Ship is touching down right next door. Is that some needy psychology thing, or just like to be seen? Oy. I'm moving to Florida so I can call Margie everyday and bitch about the rain. I'm kidding......

You live in New York and it's freaking cold there now. Wait until the snow has melted (or until your tracks can't be traced), load a super-soaker with hot water and take care of those outdoor lights - water is cheaper than bulbs. Until you're caught and have to pay a fine and/or damages.

I share your frustration; night is supposed to be dark and stupidly blinding outdoor lights just p1ss me off.

(this) rant over....

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
12/10/09 3:39 p.m.

This issue increases exponentially when the lights remain on until May

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer Dork
12/10/09 3:46 p.m.

f86sabjf
f86sabjf New Reader
12/10/09 3:50 p.m.

come on down 914 plenty of homes for sale

integraguy
integraguy HalfDork
12/10/09 4:18 p.m.

I love it (the DITTO, that is).

ckosacranoid
ckosacranoid HalfDork
12/10/09 4:35 p.m.

i was going to out this weekend taking pics of light setups for something to do..that truck and ditto are funny

wbjones
wbjones Reader
12/10/09 4:42 p.m.

love the apparent sarcasm of the DITTO ...

footinmouth
footinmouth GRM+ Memberand New Reader
12/10/09 8:40 p.m.

Its always fun to adjust those lighted metal framed moving rain deer so the kids ask you " what are they doing "

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/10/09 10:38 p.m.

amourous fake dear?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/11/09 7:37 a.m.
f86sabjf wrote: come on down 914 plenty of homes for sale

No. I grew up in St. Pete. My brother is yakking about a 55+ community he's interested in down there. I'm not. He keeps it up. Sorry, not interested. He won't let it go. His college aged daughter is there also. After 20 minutes of a frikkin sales pitch I said "Listen, I like my toys, I like working in the garage, I smoke a cigar once in a while, I like beer and I like looking at young girls. You can't do ANY of that in a 55+ Community."

Dan

cwh
cwh SuperDork
12/11/09 9:20 a.m.

"Listen, I like my toys, I like working in the garage, I smoke a cigar once in a while, I like beer and I like looking at young girls. You can't do ANY of that in a 55+ Community." 55 plus community = HOA. See other thread.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
12/11/09 11:16 a.m.

In the same note, is anyone else sick of blue? Not the old style blue bulbs, but the new LED type ones? The hard to focus on ones? I'm tired of blue! It seems to be every where. Maybe I'm just sick if staring at the blue face of my Sirius tuner all the time, even on the lowest setting it still lights up the car at night.

Joey

MitchellC
MitchellC HalfDork
12/11/09 3:27 p.m.
914Driver wrote:
f86sabjf wrote: come on down 914 plenty of homes for sale
No. I grew up in St. Pete. My brother is yakking about a 55+ community he's interested in down there. I'm not. He keeps it up. Sorry, not interested. He won't let it go. His college aged daughter is there also. After 20 minutes of a frikkin sales pitch I said "Listen, I like my toys, I like working in the garage, I smoke a cigar once in a while, I like beer and I like looking at young girls. You can't do ANY of that in a 55+ Community." Dan

Is he talking about the Villages? It's like a college town in reverse!

oldsaw
oldsaw HalfDork
12/11/09 5:24 p.m.
MitchellC wrote:
914Driver wrote:
f86sabjf wrote: come on down 914 plenty of homes for sale
No. I grew up in St. Pete. My brother is yakking about a 55+ community he's interested in down there. I'm not. He keeps it up. Sorry, not interested. He won't let it go. His college aged daughter is there also. After 20 minutes of a frikkin sales pitch I said "Listen, I like my toys, I like working in the garage, I smoke a cigar once in a while, I like beer and I like looking at young girls. You can't do ANY of that in a 55+ Community." Dan
Is he talking about the Villages? It's like a college town in reverse!

Sounds like 914driver is referring to the St. Pete area, not real close to "The Villages".

I think I read (somewhere) there was an unusually high number of STDs coming out of that place. One can bet there are plenty of Christmas lights and the residents are enjoying a lot of holiday cheer behind closed doors.

Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
12/11/09 6:12 p.m.
joey48442 wrote: In the same note, is anyone else sick of blue? Not the old style blue bulbs, but the new LED type ones? The hard to focus on ones? I'm tired of blue! It seems to be every where. Maybe I'm just sick if staring at the blue face of my Sirius tuner all the time, even on the lowest setting it still lights up the car at night. Joey

Might I suggest 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/12/09 8:52 a.m.

My buddy moved to The Villages. No thanks.

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