DIY surgery in a box

http://www.vasectomyinabox.com/

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his veterinarian (of course) and told him that he and his cousin-wife didn't want to have any more children and asked what could be done.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive. "A less costly alternative is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and holding it next to my ear and counting to 10 is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can to his ear and began to count...

"1" "2" "3" "4" "5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand...

I needed that... thankyou

$49 seems high considering I have most of the tools necessary - I wonder if I can just get the instructions?

So which one was the bigger joke?

Sent both off to my wife and kids

bag of peas ftw

Things that should strictly never come "in a box", number 5.

I'm so tired I thought that was real at first .

Is that alot of pot for $49.00? Ive um.. never bought any.

Mine cost 35 cents ! Canada has socialized health care. The pain killers were a 35 cent co-pay on my drug plan !

what I want to know.. how many people have actually tried to buy one?