Do I really need a Murse?

Woody wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to Flight Service: What is that last one that looks like a strap? That seems perfect for all day traveling. For all you knuckleheads who can't read, the issue isn't that it won't fit in regular pants pockets. It's that sitting on a wallet or phone while riding a train for hours is retarded. Wearing cargo shirts/pants isn't an option where I'm typically headed. I'm not carrying a laptop or it's big bag. The question was what are my options because I normally achieve this with cargo pockets. It was not "please explain how to be more uncomfortable while carrying less".

http://www.ebay.com/itm/EDC-Urban-Tactical-Ninja-Minimalist-Shoulder-Sling-Pack-Bag-Backpack-Substitute-/291003226031

So a murse is out, but a man-sash isn't?

These rules = calvinball

Woody wrote: http://www.ebay.com/itm/EDC-Urban-Tactical-Ninja-Minimalist-Shoulder-Sling-Pack-Bag-Backpack-Substitute-/291003226031

That is quite pricey although it is compact enough for train/air travel and pretty well executed on the storage. I think I need the $49 version of that.

bluej wrote: These rules = calvinball

LOL!

FWIW, the answer for today was to dump out my son's Eastpak school backpack/bookbag and use that. Aside from leaving a huge sweat ring in the middle of my back it seems fine if not a bit overly large. The man sash or one of the tiny tactical backpacks will probably be perfect.

Use your head! If you leave out the dread-locks, there is all kinds of room for gear in this handy headgear. Plus you could be a trendsetter.

Using your head as a conveyor of "stuff" is already a well travelled path in many parts of the planet.

Or...hire those women to follow you around. How much could that possibly cost?

a Runnur

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

In reply to Flight Service:

What is that last one that looks like a strap? That seems perfect for all day traveling.

For all you knuckleheads who can't read, the issue isn't that it won't fit in regular pants pockets. It's that sitting on a wallet or phone while riding a train for hours is retarded. Wearing cargo shirts/pants isn't an option where I'm typically headed. I'm not carrying a laptop or it's big bag.

The question was what are my options because I normally achieve this with cargo pockets. It was not "please explain how to be more uncomfortable while carrying less".

Those Willy Scot's are ahead of the curve as always! Seems they have even anticipated global warming with the ventilated attire.

Flight Service wrote: a Runnur

SWEET! $45, done. It could only be more perfect if I could get "Miss America" stitched across it.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: a Runnur

SWEET! $45, done. It could only be more perfect if I could get "Miss America" stitched across it.

I can get you Miss Louisiana if that will help...

(I knew I could find a way to post a girlie pic!!!)

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: a Runnur

SWEET! $45, done. It could only be more perfect if I could get "Miss America" stitched across it.

So... basically a fancy bandolier... That thing looks like the novelty would wear off in about 10 seconds... and then become incredibly annoying. When I saw the previous picture, I was trying to figure out WTF it was supposed to be... a belt?

IMHO, if you're in a situation where you can't wear cargo shorts, then a blazer/sports jacket would probably be appropriate. DuluthTrading.com sells a number of options with pockets galore designed specifically for guys like you. For some reason, when I saw the bandolier it reminded me of them. If the costs bug you, I'm sure with some good google-fu (try "travel vest" or "travel jacket" maybe), you can find less expensive versions.

NOHOME wrote: Use your head! If you leave out the dread-locks, there is all kinds of room for gear in this handy headgear. Plus you could be a trendsetter.

Cotton wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Tom Suddard wrote: Okay, time to plug my murse again. Reasonably priced, indestructible, carries everything I need, waterproof, comfortable, appropriate level of formality for my life. This one has been everywhere with me. The only downside? Their marketing focuses on hipster douches. Ignore that and go buy one now. Timbuk2.com

I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt and check that out... you were spot on with the hipster brazilian tarp hat thing. Their website makes me want to punch babies with how hard they sell it to the type of people who pay $5 for a can of PBR but the product is solid. I bought one of those as my new paddock hat and I've been wearing it constantly in place of a ball cap ever since. It rocks.

okay I looked. They are charging over 100 bucks for a fanny pack that hangs from your neck instead of the waist. Seems high, but I wouldn't rock that anyway, so for those that do maybe its right in line.

These are excellent; the fabric is very durable. I have a custom one that is obnoxious with my school's ugly colors (orange and blue) and a giant reflective panel in the middle. It was the perfect tool for commuting by motorcycle; it fit a lot higher on my back and moved around less than a backpack. It also kept my stuff dry during downpours.

Plus, the custom ones are made in USA, rah rah.

Mitchell wrote:

Cotton wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Tom Suddard wrote: Okay, time to plug my murse again. Reasonably priced, indestructible, carries everything I need, waterproof, comfortable, appropriate level of formality for my life. This one has been everywhere with me. The only downside? Their marketing focuses on hipster douches. Ignore that and go buy one now. Timbuk2.com

I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt and check that out... you were spot on with the hipster brazilian tarp hat thing. Their website makes me want to punch babies with how hard they sell it to the type of people who pay $5 for a can of PBR but the product is solid. I bought one of those as my new paddock hat and I've been wearing it constantly in place of a ball cap ever since. It rocks.

okay I looked. They are charging over 100 bucks for a fanny pack that hangs from your neck instead of the waist. Seems high, but I wouldn't rock that anyway, so for those that do maybe its right in line.

These are excellent; the fabric is very durable. I have a custom one that is obnoxious with my school's ugly colors (orange and blue) and a giant reflective panel in the middle. It was the perfect tool for commuting by motorcycle; it fit a lot higher on my back and moved around less than a backpack. It also kept my stuff dry during downpours. Plus, the custom ones are made in USA, rah rah.

I commute year around on a bike and use a backpack with one big strap that goes across your chest. I need a larger pack to carry a laptop etc and that is what works best for me. It's a tech ed 2000 backpack so that tells you how long I've been using it. Lol. Time for a replacement though because age and wear is finally getting the best of it. Mind doesn't move around and I've been at some pretty crazy speeds with it, but in really bad weather I've had to come up with some on the fly waterproofing.

This just in:

The "internal" cargo pant. Seems legit. Not as useful as a murse but allows retention of perception of manhood. Not as accessible as external pockets but, hey, I was going to scratch my junk at some point anyway so might as well retrieve a snack while I'm in there!

http://www.scottevest.com/v3_store/hidden_cargo_pants2.shtml

Here you go...

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: This just in: The "internal" cargo pant. Seems legit. Not as useful as a murse but allows retention of perception of manhood. Not as accessible as external pockets but, hey, I was going to scratch my junk at some point anyway so might as well retrieve a snack while I'm in there! http://www.scottevest.com/v3_store/hidden_cargo_pants2.shtml

Yeah, but does it have a cucumber pocket?

I was a bike messenger a hundred years ago, and have lived out of a messenger bag ever since. I have my keys, phone, kindle, iPod, multi tool, OTF auto knife, sun and reading glasses, spare contacts, meds, current papers and bills, a couple magazines (to read - not ammo)and assorted stuff that goes to and from work and the shop.

In order over the decades I've carried bags by Zoe, DeMartini, NY Portage, Timbuk2, Pac Designs, Crumpler, and Bailey Works.

Timbuk 2 stuff was great when it was made in SF, but they've moved production offshore and the quality isn't there anymore IMO.

Crumpler doesn't feel as industrial but is very well designed and made.

I've been using a small Bailey Works Super Pro for a couple years and it's a nice size for daily and travel. Very well made, not cheap but worth it.