Do you tell someone...

That her choice of perfume is the scent used in urinal cakes?

Edit:  Not my girlfriend.  

I would. But I'm not exactly the most..... What would you say..... Cautious. 

Streetwiseguy said:

That her choice of perfume is the scent used in urinal cakes?

It could be a body chemistry thing unique to her...  Mentioning that is treading dangerous ground...

Depends on your motivations with her. Your sister? Yes. Your future mistress? No.

mr2s2000elise said:

Depends on your motivations with her. Your sister? Yes. Your future mistress? No.

This. 

Maybe not in exactly those words.

Personally, I wouldn't. But that's because I probably wouldn't notice. I'm a bit hard of smelling. 
If I did notice, chances are high I'd say something. Either it's someone I know and like, in which case I'd want to let them know as politely as possible, or it's someone I know and dislike, in which I'd do the same as rudely as possible. If it's someone I don't know, likely I'm not going to talk to them anyway..

One way you could get this information to her without actually telling her would be to get her to accompany you on a trip to a men's bathroom where such a product is in use.  Based upon information that I have gathered while watching a particular genre of "art films," it seems that a lot of women are turned on the the thought of doing it in a mens' public restroom.  With any luck, she would notice and well, mission accomplished.  Unfortunately, this method could also backfire in that it could create a powerfully positive association with the smell.  It really could depend upon whether you turned in a stellar performance, or a weak one.  Proceed with caution. 

Streetwiseguy said:

That her choice of perfume is the scent used in urinal cakes?

What's it called?   R. Kelly?

Depends on the someone.  Be polite & friendly, but tread lightly.

"You smell like Glouster at low tide" is probably the wrong tack.

Don't try that at work. 

mr2s2000elise said:

Depends on your motivations with her. Your sister? Yes. Your future mistress? No.

I'd say yes to both, don't want my future mistress smelling like urinal Cakes and I think I'd like my sister enough to warn her as well. Complete stranger? No. Someone I might be near occasionally? No. Someone I work with regularly? "Do you smell that?"

The pink ones or the white ones?

It's so... minty

Start posting Hanoi Jane Urinal Targets on their desk.

mr2s2000elise said:

Depends on your motivations with her. Your sister? Yes. Your future mistress? No.

Good God why would you want a future mistress to smell like a urinal cake?? Lol. :0D

I usually let my watering eyes do the talking.

I always though the urinal cakes smelled like those Pepto Bismal pink candies.

In reply to BessieThiel :

Bessie's canoe has now disappeared 

When you have to spam but also have a strong opinion.

Absolutely. While I may not have tact, or really give a E36 M3 about anyone's feelings, if someone smells like a urinal cake or anything else disgusting I will absolutely tell them, and continue to tell them, until they clean up. 

This is not limited to BO, but also perfumes, cologne, scented sprays, cigars, cheap beer, pretty much anything other than weed, sawdust, fuel, or tire smoke.

I've smoked cigarettes for 20 years and have a berkeleyed up nose, if I think you stink, the nonsmokers and normal breathers definitely think you stink, I just don't care enough about your feelings to let it slide. 

How about you tell her the urinals smell like beautiful perfume? 
 

Maybe E36 M3 your pants and tell her it's some neat-o cologne.  Get the ball rolling on a "strong smells" convo. 
 

ask her what it is first. Just out of curiosity. Bad though when she says"i dont wear perfume". 

In reply to chandler :

Nah, You just buy the future mistress a bottle you like. Subtle hint and no damage done. 

Be vague. Start giggling. Make her ask you what it's about.

"Oh! That's what it is!"

"What?"

"Nothing. Nothing."

"No really! What is it?"

"Oh remembering where I smelled your perfume before..."

"Oh? Where was that?"

"Oh it's not important..."

"No! Really! Tell me!"

"Well..."

I've smelled that one before.

Our detailer once brought in an air freshener called "Stripper Scent"

It was a mix of fruity and vanilla scents, certainly reminded you of the Ladies of Negotiable Affection.

One night, the wife unit and I were out for dinner and our waitress was wearing something that smelled very familiar. I laughed a bit and had to explain myself.