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bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/8/15 2:10 p.m.

bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
7/8/15 2:18 p.m.

Exactly.

failboat
failboat UltraDork
7/8/15 2:55 p.m.

I think we can all agree on that.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/8/15 3:06 p.m.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/8/15 3:47 p.m.

I saw a pic of him the other day where his hair looked gray and thought that suited him well. It looked more natural...less like a cartoon character.

Also he looks like he wears sunglasses too much. Look at the tan pattern around his eyes.

KatieSuddard
KatieSuddard DaughterDork
7/8/15 3:48 p.m.

What does he feed that small mammal? Acorns? Hay? Guinea pig or squirrel? These are the questions that haunt me.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/8/15 4:03 p.m.

It feeds on the remains of his vanquished enemies. The only hairpiece I've seen worse than that got me kicked out of a Sizzler.

wbjones
wbjones MegaDork
7/9/15 6:18 a.m.

pics … we need proof

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
7/9/15 6:31 a.m.

This is now the third thread on this site that can't seem to talk about anything but his hair.

Is that all you've got?

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
7/9/15 7:06 a.m.
SVreX wrote: This is now the third thread on this site that can't seem to talk about anything but his hair. Is that all you've got?

No good will come talking about anything else about him.

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
7/9/15 7:06 a.m.
SVreX wrote: This is now the third thread on this site that can't seem to talk about anything but his hair. Is that all you've got?

He's an epically racist douche who has no shot at winning the White House?

Or

bravenrace
bravenrace MegaDork
7/9/15 7:42 a.m.
SVreX wrote: This is now the third thread on this site that can't seem to talk about anything but his hair. Is that all you've got?

This is a thread about his hair. Why would we talk about anything else?

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
7/9/15 10:20 a.m.

If Trump combed his upper lip over like his hair, no one would understand what he is saying.

"uhmmm, mmm, rmmsss, arrrmmm"

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/9/15 11:13 a.m.
SVreX wrote: This is now the third thread on this site that can't seem to talk about anything but his hair. Is that all you've got?

because if we talk about his "politics" and whatever the hell else falls out of that axe wound he calls a mouth, we'd have yet another BS political thread that would be much ado about nothing and might eventually get locked.

Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard GRM+ Memberand Associate Editor
7/9/15 11:14 a.m.

Because discussing his merits as a politician would /slightly/ validate what he's doing, and I can't do that.

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
7/9/15 11:16 a.m.

At least this thread is exactly as advertised. You knew what you were getting into when you clicked it.

Instead of thinking you mistakenly clicked on one of the berkeleying terrible political threads on this site, and being pleasantly surprised when it's about hair!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
7/9/15 11:30 a.m.
KatieSuddard wrote: What does he feed that small mammal?

Stem cells are the only thing that can possibly keep that thing alive.

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
7/9/15 11:37 a.m.

OK, I am pretty sure the Don is some sort of genetic variation of the Portuguese Man o War:

The Donald lives at the surface of the ocean. The flappy hair, or pneumatophore, remains at the surface, while the remainder is submerged.[4] Since the Donald has no means of propulsion, it is moved by a combination of winds, currents, and tides. Although it is most commonly found in the open ocean in tropical and subtropical regions, it has been found as far north as the Bay of Fundy and the Hebrides.[5] Strong winds may drive them into bays or onto beaches. Often the finding of a single Donald results in the finding of many others in the vicinity.[6] They must be treated with caution, and the discovery of a Donald washed up on a beach may lead to the closure of the whole beach.[7]

Yup, sounds about right.

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/9/15 12:01 p.m.

In reply to wbjones:

It was in the days before cameras were everywhere. We were waiting in line at Sizzler for all you could eat ribs after a long day in the shop like we did most nights back then. We were racing on a tight budget so a few nights a week guys with real jobs would come by the shop, help us out, drink too much, and then take us to dinner. While we were in line there was a guy ahead of us with what appeared to be some sort of critter clinging to his skull. One member of our party panicked and tore the animal free from it's nest thinking he was saving this man from further harm. A ruckus ensued and we were no longer welcome in that Sizzler. It was the third location that had asked us not to return that summer and the chain folded shortly thereafter. Coincidence perhaps but I have my doubts.

stanger_missle
stanger_missle GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/9/15 12:07 p.m.

bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/9/15 12:56 p.m.

Something fishy here.....

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/9/15 1:10 p.m.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/9/15 1:23 p.m.
bearmtnmartin wrote: Something fishy here.....

The Glorious Leader has way better hair, although I find his policies slightly more disagreeable

KyAllroad
KyAllroad Dork
7/9/15 1:54 p.m.
aircooled wrote: If Trump combed his upper lip over like his hair, no one would understand what he is saying. "uhmmm, mmm, rmmsss, arrrmmm"

Could Trump hair take the place of Chuck Norris in absurd hyperbole?

"The dinosaurs ruled the earth for millions of years, until Trumps hair wiped them out."

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
7/9/15 2:27 p.m.
wbjones wrote: pics … we need proof

What do you mean? We have POOF.

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