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joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
12/14/10 9:39 p.m.

Ok we have: Southern comfort Bacardi Captains Leijona Pepsi Sierra mist Oj Drink ideas? We aren't drinkers of liquor typically.

Joey

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
12/14/10 9:42 p.m.

Shame you don't have Mt Dew. When I was in college, SoCo & Dew was pretty tasty.

RoosterSauce
RoosterSauce Reader
12/14/10 9:42 p.m.

None of that sounds any good. Get a box of wine.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
12/14/10 9:45 p.m.

My wife got pretty wasted when she finished off our last box of wine. It was bad, but very funny.

Joey

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
12/14/10 9:46 p.m.

A double shot of captains, glug of OJ, and dash sierra mist to give it fizz.

Bacardi with either OJ or Sierra Mist.

Leijona I take it is a vodka? Same deal: screwdrivers.

If you have grenadine, do a SoCo Sunrise or Captains sunrise: Iced glass, liquor, OJ, dash of grenadine, stir lightly but don't let it all mix.

Mix a bit of it all together for a bizarre Mai Tai-ish thang.

alex
alex SuperDork
12/14/10 9:47 p.m.

Spin everything in a blender with ice. Serve with a paper umbrella.

You're welcome.

alex
alex SuperDork
12/14/10 9:48 p.m.

Of course, a tall boy from the gas station is always an option. No shame in that.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/14/10 9:50 p.m.
joey48442 wrote: Ok we have: Southern comfort Bacardi Captains Leijona Pepsi Sierra mist Oj Drink ideas? We aren't drinkers of liquor typically. Joey

Take all that and chuck it in a dumpster. Go buy:

  • A bottle of The Glenlivet
  • A bottle of Tanqueray
  • A bottle of Sousa Hornitos
  • A bottle of B&B
  • Coffee, Tonic and Ice

EDIT: And a case of Fullers ESB

Your guests will thank me.

alex
alex SuperDork
12/14/10 9:53 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: - Sousa Hornitos

Like this?

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
12/14/10 10:14 p.m.

Thanks Salanis! Your first suggestion is pretty darn good! The wife thinks so to!

Joey

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/14/10 10:31 p.m.
  1. Mix any one liquor with any one soft drink/juice
  2. Drink up
  3. ?????
  4. Profit!
joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
12/14/10 10:35 p.m.
EvanB wrote: 1. Mix any one liquor with any one soft drink/juice 2. Drink up 3. ????? 4. Profit!

This man knows how to make some money! Woo hoo!

Joey

mtn
mtn SuperDork
12/14/10 10:48 p.m.

You need some vodka, cream, and kahlua.

oldtin
oldtin Dork
12/14/10 11:05 p.m.

Glass with ice, captain - enjoy even better, glass with ice, maker's mark for what you've got, 50/50 oj and sierra mist - add a good squirt of lemon and a good dose of captain

JohnGalt
JohnGalt Reader
12/14/10 11:35 p.m.
mtn wrote: You need some vodka, cream, and kahlua.

The Dude approves.

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
12/14/10 11:39 p.m.
joey48442 wrote: Thanks Salanis! Your first suggestion is pretty darn good! The wife thinks so to!

Glad I could help!

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
12/14/10 11:46 p.m.
alex wrote: Spin everything in a blender with ice. Serve with a paper umbrella. You're welcome.

Add childrens cough syrup light it up and you get...

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
12/14/10 11:49 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Take all that and chuck it in a dumpster. Go buy: - A bottle of The Glenlivet - A bottle of Tanqueray - A bottle of Sousa Hornitos

For roughly the same price, replace those with:

-A Bottle of McCleland's Speyside (from BevMo) or Lismore (from TJ's)
-A Bottle of Boodle's (from BevMo)
-A Bottle of Cazadores Reposado (1L bottles are a great value)

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/15/10 5:53 a.m.

If you don't normally drink liquor, don't drink liquor. If you're entertaining for Christmas, offer wine, beer, non-alcohol drinks because some that don't normally drink liquor will if it's available. Save the SC, Rum etc. for interesting cakes and cookies.

Note: This guidance is given after hearing my son't story about his g/f puking all over his GTi after a Christmas party, she doesn't drink that much.

Dan

T.J.
T.J. SuperDork
12/15/10 7:07 a.m.
914Driver wrote: Note: This guidance is given after hearing my son't story about his g/f puking all over his GTi after a Christmas party, she doesn't drink that much. Dan

Sounds like she's not very good at it and just needs more practice.

Raze
Raze Dork
12/15/10 7:31 a.m.

malt liquor + tequila

1) put malt liquor in beer mug

2) pour shot of tequila in shot glass

3) cheer for Cinco de Mayo

4) drop tequila in malt liquor

5) chug

6) enjoy the taste of a sweaty mexican

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/15/10 7:53 a.m.
Raze wrote: 6) enjoy the taste of a sweaty mexican

DO NOT WANT

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/15/10 8:20 a.m.

Plan B:

Get a brand new 50 gallon trash can, toss in a new garbage bag. Chop multiple types and quantities of fresh fruit into said bag.

Pour in your unloved liquor plus the crap your friends bring over. Acquire many boxes of Chateau' de Cardboard and toss that in.

Stir with a paddle, let ferment for a few hours.

Make a bonfire.

Fall down.

We call it Jonestown Punch.

Karl La Follette
Karl La Follette HalfDork
12/15/10 9:19 a.m.

You can use those"" five in a cylinder qt drink powdered drink mixes "" cheap ass flavor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oobvw7FpKwI

paanta
paanta Reader
12/15/10 9:23 a.m.

If you can't afford to drink at least mid-grade booze, you might be drinking too much. :)

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