Dump cake

Made Dump cake this weekend -

20 oz crushed pineapple

20 oz cherry pie filling

Box of yellow cake mix dry

8 oz chopped walnuts

1 stick of butter melted drizzled over the top

Next will be raspberry / diced pear, eventually followed by chocolate double cherry.... anyone have a favorite version of this incredible "Cobbler-esque" wonder?

Questions... google it ?

I got a heart condition reading that. But it was delicious at the same time.

We made an apple version camping once, made in a cast iron Dutch oven. Cake mix, apple pie filling, couple sticks of butter. An hour on hot coals. Best camping food EVAR.

Dump cake baked in a Dutch Oven?

I think my euphemism gland just went into shock.

Dump Cake?! Don't let Mazdax605 hear that sort of talk! He loves Cake!

Knurled wrote: Dump cake baked in a Dutch Oven? I think my euphemism gland just went into shock.

Yeah, I'll call it "Cobbler~Wobbler" to avoid the scatalogical references !

Knurled wrote: Dump cake baked in a Dutch Oven? I think my euphemism gland just went into shock.

I am glad you went there first

I thought we were the only ones who called it a Dump cake.

Super easy and super good. I love any pear version, which is odd because other than this I really don't care for pears.

Thanks.

With Mrs RMD working late, I'm on kitchen duty. She usually asks, "What's for dessert?" Now, I have something to make.

Berkelying-A! I even had the ingredients in the cupboards.

Damn. I had forgotten all about that. Had a co-worker who couldn't cook her way out of a wet paper bag but thought she was Martha Stewart. That's the one thing she made that was awesome.

Just introduced it to a Japanese co-worker who bought a dutch oven.

Very awesome! Took me back to my Boy Scout days.

Mmmm... dump cake... mmm.

Is it a cacka-lacka thing? That's where she was from. I'm glad her "Low country boil" wasn't the first or last I had. You can read innuendo into that if you'd like, but what I really mean is, the bitch couldn't cook!

( Hours later disclaimer edit: CAUTION!! The link below leads to cake/fart-based softcore pornographic moving pictures!! In the name of all that is holy, and for the protection of the tender hearts, minds, and spirits of children all over the world, DO NOT open this hellishly terrible website, for you will abolish morality forever and open the very gates of Haites, plunging life as we know it into darkness and forced labor under the reign of demon monkey warlock Barbara Streisand dragon monster overlords!! Women will weep, men will knash their teeth, the young'ns will push the history eraser button!! Do not pass go, do not collect $100, and for heaven's sake, don't adjust the valves in your Yugo while even CONSIDERING opening the link!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! )

I opened this half-expecting a link to cakefarter.com. If you haven't been, don't. Just... don't.

ahem

Recipe sounds awesome, I'll have to try that out sometime.

ValuePack wrote: I opened this half-expecting a link to cakefarter.com. If you haven't been, don't. Just... don't.

YOU OWE ME A NEW METAL PLATE FOR MY HEAD!

I clicked over and my wife heard the girl talking. She arrived just in time to see her "mount" the cake - BOING! BONG! BOING! Now I need a new metal plate for my head

RexSeven wrote: Dump Cake?! Don't let Mazdax605 hear that sort of talk! He loves Cake!

Nice one Johnathan!!!!!

Post-dessert report:

Mrs RMD thoroughly enjoyed it. She grumbled to her boss, when I texted her, asking her to stop for some ice cream. She later texted her boss, to let her know the dessert was awesome and shouldn't have grumbled.

carguy123 wrote:

ValuePack wrote: I opened this half-expecting a link to cakefarter.com. If you haven't been, don't. Just... don't.

YOU OWE ME A NEW METAL PLATE FOR MY HEAD! I clicked over and my wife heard the girl talking. She arrived just in time to see her "mount" the cake - BOING! BONG! BOING! Now I need a new metal plate for my head

Pish-tosh, you were given ample warning. The very end of the pudding one is the worst of it.

YOU OWE ME A NEW METAL PLATE FOR MY HEAD! I clicked over and my wife heard the girl talking. She arrived just in time to see her "mount" the cake - BOING! BONG! BOING! Now I need a new metal plate for my head

Pish-tosh, you were given ample warning. The very end of the pudding one is the worst of it.

I didn't stay that long. It was worse than the cake up the crack and close in, straight up the exhaust pipe shot?

I've just got to ask. What were you searching for when you found that site? Wait! Don't answer, they'll ban you for life from GRM!

carguy123 wrote: I didn't stay that long. It was worse than the cake up the crack and close in, straight up the exhaust pipe shot? I've just got to ask. What were you searching for when you found that site? Wait! Don't answer, they'll ban you for life from GRM!

Spoiler alert: it's precisely that angle, different "actress", everything is plastered in pudding, and what looks like a baked bean is sharted with great gusto to just short of the camera.

A coworker showed that site off with much pride in his find a few years back. It's like a train wreck, you can't turn away; we watched all of it, cackling like geese. So the real question is, who is this for? I like weird stuff too, like Citroens, 35yo Subarus, and old timey clawhammer banjo pickin', but really?

And suddenly I see how disastrously inappropriate this is. Fearing the Ban Hammer, I need to add a disclaimer above. Mods: should you see fit, please delete my rotten filth posts from this otherwise delightful dessert thread I've utterly ruined. I'll say 50 "Hail Margie"s before bed tonight and promise not to do it again.

And maybe a "Hail Wally" for good measure. Please... I have no where else to go!

The worst part is that i envisioned "Cake Farts" the second i read the title of this thread.