Ebay Find: Christ's Grandson's Mercedes

Christ's Grandson said: Good Condition Runs Powerfully Great car for the Mercedes Benz collector Tri-spoke Rims with Nexen Tires TLC given, but a little more would be appreciated *Owner's Belief: he's a descendant of Roman Emperors, and just as well Jesus Christ (what's that worth?!) He's written over 180 reasons why he thinks this is true (he'll provide a copy - over nine pages hand written - to you with your nonrefundable deposit of at least 25% towards the purchase of the vehicle, and thus subsequent agreement hereto of 2% royalties of Gross Sales Revenue, assumable-indefinitely-transferal, to the Owner herein in the event of authorized or unauthorized publication). Come on... Muhammad has descendants... it's not that big of a deal. And yes, the owner thanks the Roman Catholic Church for keeping Christ's descendants protected through the obliteration veil (how would you treat Jesus Christ's children? In effect through Jesus Christ's teaching, we're all God's children). SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY Dear blessed Millionaire: just think of this purchase as giving back to God's children and works as a form of tithing. The owner promises to put the money to good use (Real Estate Development blessed in Jesus Christ's name). God bless you Mercedes Benz concierge!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercedes-Benz-E-Class-2-6-Owner-is-Christs-Grandson-90-Generation_W0QQitemZ290337014942QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item43996f449e&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245

Oooookay... while i do beleive that the blood line of Christ is still around, I'm not gonna drop that kind of cash for a 19 Y.O. MB.

So what, Im a decendant of Adam and Eve. Maybe I can get a family discount?

WWJFT? *

• What would Jesus' family take?

Christ is my great-great Grandfather. He comes to all of the family reunions, invited or not. Loves the free cheese logs. Drinks too much wine. I always end up paying his cab fare home. Believe me, its not all its cracked up to be.

I know its him because every time he passes out, my aunt says "Oh Jesus Christ!"

WWJD: would have dropped in a LSx with a six speed.

WWJD? (What Would Jesus Drive?)

Miata!

does he look like a Christ?

"Hi, Bob Christ, How the hell are ya?!?"

If jesus were competitive in club racing, would he be disqualified if all the other racers on race day fried their head gaskets and upon further inspection found that it was root caused by their coolant having mysteriously been replaced by merlot?

It's not quite the "Marry me for a Jeep" ad, but it's different.

100k for a decent taxi cab?

not.

Isn't most coolant alcohol based these days? What would that turn into?

914Driver wrote: It's not quite the "Marry me for a Jeep" ad, but it's different.

If was wasn't engaged, and in the wrong part of the country, I probly would have replied...

Ethics-R-Us.

Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote: does he look like a Christ?

No but he kinda looks like Jesus who lived down stairs from me.

On a personal note:

One of my Step-Cousins ran a couple of medium quality escort services here in Ohio and Cali. Apparently he found Religion....so much so that he was found naked outside his condo anointing himself in Wesson Oil claiming that God had asked him to re-write the Bible.

He is currently "relaxing" in a minimum security facility