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Implements of Husbandry

As defined by Pennsylvania DOT:

An implement of husbandry is farm equipment exclusively designed and used for agricultural purposes. Implements of husbandry primarily include farm equipment that a farmer uses for his or her own farm. Examples of implements of husbandry include tractors, grain haulers, front end loaders, hay bailers and other agricultural implements.

Farm equipment used by businesses that commercially provide agricultural services to farms fall under the category of "commercial implements of husbandry." Some examples of commercial implements of husbandry include manure spreaders, fertilizers/sprayers and grain grinders.

Doesn't matter, filing under "slang for male genitalia"

An implement of husbandry is a "spreader," you say?

I met the woman out on the farm and showed her my implements of husbandry. She generally liked what she saw, so she decided to stay.

As usual, LOL Pennsylvania......

I'm gonna go out to the fields and twirl my implement of husbandry around.

N Sperlo wrote: I'm gonna go out to the fields and twirl my implement of husbandry around.

That's a good way of breaking it. Some peoples livelihoods are their implements.

Mitchell wrote: An implement of husbandry is a "spreader," you say?

Also a "fertilizer/sprayer"

If any thread was deserving of this picture, it's this one...

Mitchell wrote: An implement of husbandry is a "spreader," you say?

Only in a commercial sense. You know - for hire.