I'll feel bad for the guy after I stop crying from laughter.
I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.
NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.
I believe the term is "used inappropriately"
In reply to NGTD:
Who says I'm ever going to stop laughing? 
As someone who has seen a fair bit, I'm reminded each and every day that there is someone, somewhere, who is trying things that would never ever occur to most of the population. And sometimes that ends badly.
mad_machine wrote:NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.I believe the term is "used inappropriately"
Now they will come with a warning label.
Gives a whole new twist on the phrase "sit and spin".
trucke wrote:mad_machine wrote:Now they will come with a warning label.NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.I believe the term is "used inappropriately"
If I purchased anything with the warning label "Don't shove this up your ass" or perhaps even "Do not allow product to enter the rectum", you bet pictures would be taken and laughter would be had.
I'm just satisfied by the level of detail used by the journalist to describe the incident. It's rare nowadays that an article will delve deeper than the summary and instead circle around the story from a safe distance...like a fidget spinner around this guy's anus.
All i can say is OW!
That guy needs to lay off the Brawndo.
T.J. wrote: That guy needs to lay off the Brawndo.
But, it's what plants crave!!!
Poor guy seems to be in a bit of a tail spin and is taking it hard.
trucke wrote:mad_machine wrote:Now they will come with a warning label.NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.I believe the term is "used inappropriately"
The same one applied to Super Happy Fun Ball: DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM.
Kylini wrote: I'm just satisfied by the level of detail used by the journalist to describe the incident. It's rare nowadays that an article will delve deeper than the summary and instead circle around the story from a safe distance...like a fidget spinner around this guy's anus.
Jet skis and jet boats come with a warning about keeping the thrust stream away from your butthole/lady parts. Not just in the manual, but stuck to the outside of the vehicle.
Not one verifiable fact in the whole (hole?) piece. Smells like fake news.
1988RedT2 wrote: Not one verifiable fact in the whole (hole?) piece. Smells like fake news.
Turns out you're right:
http://www.snopes.com/fidget-spinner-fake-news/
I thought it was too unusual that he admitted how it got in there 
One in a million shot Doc, one in a million.
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
I think I'll buy a Sprite or Midget, add some Caddy fins, and sell it as a Spridget-Finner.
There is another one that I believe is less fake where a mother is trying to sue because her daughter got a piece that broke off of one of these stuck in her throat.
In cooler news though, I found out from one of my professors that these don't last long when you put one of these in a vise and spin it with shop air.
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