Noddaz
Noddaz GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/26/23 7:41 a.m.

Florida Man Games

I guess it was inevitable.

First ever Florida Man games will feature beer belly wrestling and ‘evading arrest’ obstacle course

 

 

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/26/23 8:22 a.m.

There has to be something involving alligators. The Gator swamp crawl maybe?  :-). 

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
10/26/23 8:35 a.m.

Title sponsor, Hanes for the white "wife beater" shirt.  Though, the shirt is optional as shirtless is also accepted.  Busch lite and a some no-name minor brand of cigarettes sponsoring also.  

Perhaps Dollar General also as a lead sponsor. 

matthewmcl
matthewmcl Dork
10/26/23 8:39 a.m.

John Deere would be another good sponsor with so many competitors driving in on them.

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
10/26/23 9:15 a.m.

I'm pretty sure I know a few potential top contenders...

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
10/26/23 9:19 a.m.

Beer belly wrestling. 

 

See- they already berkeleyed up- everyone knows the best florida mans are the wiry little ones bout 120lbs of meth and back child support payments- THATS the one that wins all the stuff. Not the big fat ones. All that one does is bitch about merica and lose a foot to the 'beetus and ride his rascal around the flea market. 

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/26/23 9:22 a.m.

So just a spinoff of the redneck games? Eh

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