First World Problems - list them here.

Knurled. said:

In reply to WildScotsRacingCampbellCougarSeed :

Not yet.  Haven't taken a dump since Tuesday.  The midnight intestinal cramps are epic.

 

This post sponsored by the letters T, M, and I.

 

I gave myself salmonella from under cooked chicken livers. I haven't had a solid dump since last Tuesday. Just remember it could always be worse. 

Had fully planned to sell the Evo after the current 'Slush Season' of Winter autocross. 

(in dry AX conditions it can't compete with the 'good' BS cars, very much bad weather reliant)

Just found out the SCCA is looking at moving the Evo/STi/GolfR to DS where they belong.  

I was already making plans for spending the Evo money!

My spoon is too big

Because I can't help myself, I've begun modding my Yaris winterbeater.  Since it has air, leg room and gets 40 mph on the highway, I'm afraid I'll eventually like it better than my Miata.  

EastCoastMojo said:

My enchiladas were too big

EastCoastMojo said:

In reply to Ian F :

As much as I would like to be Daphne, I'm more like Shaggy than I should probably admit.

These two comments do not jive.  There is no such thing as 'too big' where Shaggy is concerned when it comes to food.  Your munchies level has dropped to dangerously low levels.  

This time of year, the sun is in my eyes for my entire 3 mile commute.

EastCoastMojo said:

My spoon is too big

Not when you hold it next to your enchilada.

Duke said:

EastCoastMojo said:

My spoon is too big

Not when you hold it next to your enchilada.

Whether or not your spoon is too big, relative to your enchilada, is very dependent on the size of your,........ never mind.

I don't think my liver is prepared for the coming 4 weeks. December 15th is my company Xmas party at The Beeches (fancy restaurant). December 22nd is a company retirement party at The Back Nine (bar). December 31st is a BYOB 21+ party at LAN Mob (friend's LAN center). Then January 6th or 7th, the dispatcher from work and I and some select coworkers are going to The Back Nine for a joint birthday party (Mine is the 6th, hers is the 9th). My Check Liver light may turn on at some point. Not solid, but flashing.

It turns out that the beautiful Jaguar XK and XK R suffer from huge depreciation. 5.0 V8 cars that once listed for $85,000 or more can now be had for the price of a new Civic... but specific the year and trim that I want is still that little bit more than I'd like to spend on my next purchase.

EastCoastMojo said:

My spoon is too big

I AM A BANANA!

WildScotsRacingCampbellCougarSeed said:

Duke said:

EastCoastMojo said:

My spoon is too big

Not when you hold it next to your enchilada.

Whether or not your spoon is too big, relative to your enchilada, is very dependent on the size of your,........ never mind.

Appetite? 

I jammed a 15 ga finishing nail through two of my fingers with a pneumatic nail gun on Friday (only hit the fleshy parts luckily.) The first thing the PA at urgent care asked me after addressing me by my shortened first name was "How's the toe?" I've seen her 3 times in the last 5 weeks. Probably time to back off a bit.

Adrian_Thompson said:

EastCoastMojo said:

My enchiladas were too big

 

EastCoastMojo said:

In reply to Ian F :

As much as I would like to be Daphne, I'm more like Shaggy than I should probably admit.

These two comments do not jive.  There is no such thing as 'too big' where Shaggy is concerned when it comes to food.  Your munchies level has dropped to dangerously low levels.  

I was out. Snoop Dogg knows what I'm talking about.

I can't make my phone and my tablet talk to my car stereo at the same time.

I have two cars in California and want them in Texas but my three cars in Texas take up all my free space. I should've gotten a house with a 3 car garage in any older neighborhood (no HOA) instead of a house with a "2" car garage in a new neighborhood (HOA). 

I have an epic pile of parts waiting to go on my ratty old Jeep but I have to go out of town for nearly two straight weeks of first class, expenses paid business travel.  Despite the wining and dining I'd rather be greasy, laying in a cold garage and cursing stuck bolts. It just doesn't pay well enough.

The ATM at my facility won't work with my bank so I have to drive 5 minutes the wrong way after work to get cash so I can go pick up the T-5 I just found for the Monster.

Last night's can of Beefaroni was decidedly more roni than beef. I was ripped off.

Edit: The fact that I willingly chose to eat a can of Beefaroni is also a Minor Confession.

WildScotsRacingCampbellCougarSeed said:

Last night's can of Beefaroni was decidedly more roni than beef. I was ripped off.

Edit: The fact that I willingly chose to eat a can of Beefaroni is also a Minor Confession.

The real question is did you eat it cold out of the can?   

dean1484 said:

WildScotsRacingCampbellCougarSeed said:

Last night's can of Beefaroni was decidedly more roni than beef. I was ripped off.

Edit: The fact that I willingly chose to eat a can of Beefaroni is also a Minor Confession.

The real question is did you eat it cold out of the can?   

I've always considered that stuff as the people food equivalent of canned dog food.

First world problem: I think my wife and I have pink eye. First world problem part: Because of our insurances, we have to go to different immediate care clinics. Additionally, because I'm not going to work until I find out if we're contageous or not, I'm stuck using my laptop screen without my two big monitors (and the laptop screen)

The latest update to fallout 4 has made the game unplayable to the point I've had to uninstall and then reinstall 3 times now. 

In reply to MazdaFace :

PC, Xbox, or PS4?

(Hoping not PS4, because that's what I got...)

In reply to RossD :

Xbox. Finally had to reinstall it and decline the update. Seems to be working ok for now.