John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/9/08 2:44 p.m.
Totally useless news outlet said:Is Kim Jong-il for real? The question has baffled foreign intelligence agencies for years but now a veteran Japanese expert on North Korea says the “dear leader” is actually dead – and his role is played by a double.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article4692472.ece

I wish I made this up.

Salanis
Salanis Dork
9/9/08 2:48 p.m.

Come on! This is absurd!

Everyone knows that he's a space roach in a robot body.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/9/08 2:52 p.m.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/09/08/2358528.htm

Salanis
Salanis Dork
9/9/08 2:59 p.m.

I heard that Alec Baldwin is one of his body doubles.

captainzib
captainzib Reader
9/9/08 3:02 p.m.

Wow, seriously, that's all I got.

Sounds like a sub-plot to a james bond flick.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/9/08 3:07 p.m.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Reader
9/9/08 3:14 p.m.

Reeeealllly could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/9/08 3:19 p.m.

Come on Mojo, what have you got against Alec Baldwin?

SupraWes
SupraWes HalfDork
9/9/08 4:28 p.m.

Ok, I give up. What is "Flounder" I have been trying to figure it out for a week?

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
9/9/08 4:28 p.m.

Codeword for caustic political discussion.

integraguy
integraguy Reader
9/9/08 4:36 p.m.

I like how Craig Ferguson describes KJI:

"....now that's one seriously pissed-off LESBIAN"

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
9/9/08 4:40 p.m.

I don't get it. What's political about a dead Korean dictator/space roach in a human "suit".

Sounds more like science fantasy to me.

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