JG and I already have one ordered. We're going to alternate who gets to ride in the turret.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "you man the guns, I'll drive".
Wouldn't the fish say, "You fish the guns, I'll drive"?
Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says "it's really hot in here" and the other says "get you, a talking sausage"
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Tanks!
You're welcome!
three blondes walk into a bar........you would think at least one of them would have seen it!
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
The Iraqi army just bought 1,000 septic tanks.
As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they're invading Iran!
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