Forgive me Ellen, for I have sinned

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

dculberson wrote: "married" maybe - but happy? Ever try being nice to your wife?

Takes Things Too Seriously Forum That-A-Way ==========================>>>>>>>

Says mean things repeatedly then claims they're a joke posts that way ^^^

(If it was a joke, make it once then move on. Seriously. Repeating it doesn't make it funnier. Unless you're Family Guy, apparently.)

N Sperlo wrote:

Lesley wrote: Wow, such animosity! I spend ages digging through shelves of crap in my office trying to find "Speed Merchants" for a male friend. Does that make me wee-wee-whipped?

No, that makes you mushroom-stamped. Prize of a true man.

I'm with Jezza. WTF?

Don't get the mushroom stamp thing either. Guess I's just dumb.

EDIT: Urban Dictionary knows all.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mushroom%20stamp

I didn't know, but my guess was bang on...

Alright, so it's on page two and will probably die with me, but...

Happy wife, happy life. Sure, you may be screaming in agony internally, but she'll probably bang ya more.

/thread

Curmudgeon wrote: Don't get the mushroom stamp thing either. Guess I's just dumb. EDIT: Urban Dictionary knows all. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mushroom%20stamp

Well that was... rather disgusting...

Some women will never be happy with anything you do... boy, do I know that...

Ian F wrote: Some women will never be happy with anything you do.

QFT

Ian F wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: EDIT: Urban Dictionary knows all.

Well that was... rather disgusting...

That's why I never go to Urban Dictionary - I always learn something I didn't know and immediately wish I could forget.

Besides, it's mostly completely fabricated for the shock value, rather than being actual terms that have spontaneously appeared in the lexicon.

Duke wrote:

Ian F wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: EDIT: Urban Dictionary knows all.

Well that was... rather disgusting...

That's why I never go to Urban Dictionary - I always learn something I didn't know and immediately wish I could forget. Besides, it's mostly completely fabricated for the shock value, rather than being actual terms that have spontaneously appeared in the lexicon.

Most of the time, but thats why it's called, "urban dictionary."

All I have to say is: I don't make the news. I merely link it.

ValuePack wrote: Alright, so it's on page two and will probably die with me, but... Happy wife, happy life. Sure, you may be screaming in agony internally, but she'll probably bang ya more. /thread

Q.F. berkeleying T.

I can't help but notice that about 90 percent of the guys who call me "whipped" haven't had sex at all in quite some time. And the remainder of that sample either buys an addicted woman more of her drug of choice..or just hires a professional in the first place.

Yeah, not a completely scientific study of the phenomenon. Sue me, I'm human too.

ValuePack wrote: Alright, so it's on page two and will probably die with me, but... Happy wife, happy life. Sure, you may be screaming in agony internally, but she'll probably bang ya more. /thread

You're that lucky? A toast to you, for doing better than me.

Ooh, try yelling at her "the word is BURNOUT!" and then do a burnout in the driveway!

I gave that bitch a burnout. Bitches love burnouts.

Back from the dead for a bit more on this thought exercise...

BAMF wrote:

ValuePack wrote: Alright, so it's on page two and will probably die with me, but... Happy wife, happy life. Sure, you may be screaming in agony internally, but she'll probably bang ya more. /thread

You're that lucky? A toast to you, for doing better than me.

I wouldn't call it luck, more a combination of "I'm fat, married, and have two kids, and thus have no one left to impress," and we've been together for a decade, she's got me trained.