French translation needed

Who speaks French? I need something translated into English. PM me.

I'd avoid the french canadians, even the french want nothing to do with them.

Its not the best but you can use Google Translate.

I tried. The results were... confusing. I need nuances.

tuna55 wrote: I tried. The results were... confusing. I need nuances.

Yea, I use it to translate Kijiji ads. The results are ummm . . . . . . . . . . interesting!

Just because she's wearing a French Maid costume doesn't mean you need to speak French.

Did you try Babelfish?

http://www.babelfish.com/

In reply to 1988RedT2:

No means no?

I can have a kick at it. Love letter from the mistress?

Sent you a PM with the text. I am pretty sure dude was mad at me.

So yeah, as much as I'd love it, no french maid costumes around these parts.

Was the dude in a French maid's costume?

I'd be mad at you too.

I can tell you what it says: "Stupid American. He thinks that what we're typing is something important but it's just us saying 'croissant' and 'Peugot' a lot. Silly dumb American!"

yamaha wrote: I'd avoid all the canadians, no one wants anything to do with them.

FTFY.

I keed! I keed! Mostly.

http://translationparty.com/#11492381

you put in..

drunk duck plays unknowingly with the rapture of sweat

you get out..

Drunk duck sweat glee play and unwittingly

I thought the French language was just a really fancy way of surrendering?

ThunderCougarFalconGoat wrote: I thought the French language was just a really fancy way of surrendering?

Cheese and wine making instructions.

No need for any PMs. I'll translate it for you right here: Good bye, gopher.

I wish i could help but all the French I know came from copies of Oui magazine hidden in my friend's basement.

Bobzilla wrote: I can tell you what it says: "Stupid American. He thinks that what we're typing is something important but it's just us saying 'croissant' and 'Peugot' a lot. Silly dumb American!"

Actually, it’s a Le Craig’s Inscrire posting for a used gun that says “never fired, dropped once”

NGTD wrote: Yea, I use it to translate Kijiji ads. The results are ummm . . . . . . . . . . interesting!

I try not to translate them. It helps my french, should I ever need it.

Rob_Mopar wrote:

Rob can take the rest of the day off since he just won the internet.

Wow. Lots of French hate....anyways, if you want an opinion from someone that actually speaks French as his first language, PM me.

In reply to fanfoy:

Not every one hates France, I hear the Germans are quite fond of it.

One of you got it for me and confirmed that the dude was indeed pretty pissed off at me. Thanks Pete!