Funny Amazon house brand names

I'll go first.  I needed a switching power supply to run some LED strips.  Amazon didn't let me down with .....

I've always thought this was an interesting name choice for men's shorts

Go straight to the source, Aliexpress...I have a Coospo speed & cadence transmitter on my bike, and I have some Roswheel cargo bits. Also once ran a DRIFT MANIAC cassette

A company called Kapvoe has actually made a respectable name for themselves making cycling glasses with prescription inserts.

Edit: I also have a Cairbull convertible helmet. If anyone asks what a Cairbull is, I'll tell them I imagine it's something like a Care Bear

If we are including Aliexpress, DICKASS brakes are a pretty good contender:

^They renamed the company to Dicase...but not until after a sponsorship deal and a trade show or two

GameboyRMH said:

Go straight to the source, Aliexpress...I have a Coospo speed & cadence transmitter on my bike, and I have some Roswheel cargo bits. Also once ran a DRIFT MANIAC cassette

A company called Kapvoe has actually made a respectable name for themselves making cycling glasses with prescription inserts.

Edit: I also have a Cairbull convertible helmet. If anyone asks what a Cairbull is, I'll tell them I imagine it's something like a Care Bear

If I had a factory in Roswell that made wheels, I'd call them Roswheels too.

In reply to GameboyRMH :

Will we ever hit the same heights as when they sponsored LeMons racing?

Not Amazon but in our B&B house this week. Who thought this was a good idea?

I used to have HAMSWAN bike shorts for a bit.

In reply to glueguy (Forum Supporter) :

Really high end appliances that unfortunately share their name with an epithet used often on the Brit-com "Red Dwarf"

My all-time favorite is FartPeach. 


Almost bought this based on the brand name alone. 

In reply to travellering :

Hahaha, thanks for the heads up.  Apparently too fancy for our entire group as no one was aware that we were supposed to be impressed and not gutter-humored.

Maybe these are not the best rod ends?

OTOH, if you need the most massively over-built throttle linkage ever?!

I love those Chinese names, never disappoint.