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confuZion3
confuZion3 UltraDork
4/5/14 3:12 p.m.

Not the Pontiac. Actual goats. My colleague bought it. Apparently you just wander around as a goat. I haven't seen it yet--why do I want it so badly?

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/5/14 3:20 p.m.

I'd rather play the bear simulator.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1330754003/bear-simulator

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic UberDork
4/5/14 3:42 p.m.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/ Everything you need to know right here.

failboat
failboat UltraDork
4/5/14 3:45 p.m.

you know i've been seeing this pop up this week and hadnt looked into it..

"Key features: You can be a goat."

Haha.

PubBurgers
PubBurgers Dork
4/5/14 3:57 p.m.

Do want. I like the statement about not fixing bugs because they're hilarious.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy SuperDork
4/5/14 4:55 p.m.
Kenny_McCormic wrote: http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/ Everything you need to know right here.

Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

stanger_missle
stanger_missle GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/5/14 5:33 p.m.

Key Features

 - You can be a goat

 - Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat

 - Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!

 - MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything

else is hilarious and we're keeping it

 - In-game physics that spazz out all the time

 - Seriously look at that goat's neck

 - You can be a goat
confuZion3
confuZion3 UltraDork
4/5/14 6:47 p.m.
failboat wrote: "Key features: You can be a goat."

Well, since you put it that way, I guess I have no choice but do download it right after work!

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
4/5/14 6:54 p.m.

I have no idea why I want this but I do.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic UberDork
4/5/14 9:12 p.m.

I think I'm gonna have to buy this.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic UberDork
4/5/14 11:37 p.m.

Totally worth it once I got my PS3 controller to work(you have to emulate it as a 360 controller to make it run on steam).

ZOO
ZOO GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
4/6/14 7:38 a.m.

Oh, goat simulator . . . Kinda embarrassed here. Kinda relieved, too

PHeller
PHeller PowerDork
4/6/14 9:53 a.m.
stanger_missle wrote: - In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/7/14 12:20 a.m.
stanger_missle
stanger_missle GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/7/14 12:34 a.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

Goatborn!

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/7/14 8:38 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: Try not to pee yourself Seriously, just try.

Oh holy E36 M3 I can't watch more than a few seconds of that at work! LMAO!!!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
4/7/14 8:39 a.m.

You people are not even remotely right, and apparently, you are not alone.

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
4/7/14 9:09 a.m.

That looks like a entertaining diversion.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
4/7/14 9:27 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: Try not to pee yourself Seriously, just try.

HAHA. That second one was great.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
4/7/14 9:27 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: You people are not even remotely right, and apparently, you are not alone.

We're not that baaaaahhhhd.

failboat
failboat UltraDork
4/7/14 10:28 a.m.

Hey why isn't this thread in Simulation Central anyway? Can we make a goat racing league?

confuZion3
confuZion3 UltraDork
4/7/14 4:51 p.m.

It's in the off-topic forum because it literally has nothing to do with anything. At all.

Those videos were AWESOME!

HAZZARD
HAZZARD New Reader
4/7/14 5:14 p.m.

Im gonna go non-pc here

I bet more than a few people in some very nice and 'sandy' regions of the world would go nuts for this. We may get very close to having world peace

donalson
donalson PowerDork
4/7/14 7:12 p.m.

I've seen it pop up... one of my fav commentators on youtube posted this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA9j7u5wwBE&feature=share&list=UUk8cNb10L5rmV9xB13ADCWA&index=5

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
11/18/14 6:33 a.m.

Thread resurrection: Coming soon - Goat MMO Simulator!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

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